Here's the new theory: Jesus was a time traveller who was born a hermaphrodite, but prodominately woman. He had sex with a stranger one night and gave birth to a baby girl. After Jesus had his child, the doctors had to give him a sex change to save his life, making him a man. As he aged, he met a man who told him about time travel. Jesus went back in time and fell in love with a woman, whom he impregnated. They had a baby girl, who, in her teens, was visited by a stranger and had sex with him. Basically, Jesus is his own mother, father and self! Any takers?
2006-12-22 02:06:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I didn't think anybody used LSD any more.
2006-12-22 02:08:57 · answer #1 · answered by sparkie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything is possible in the land of make believe.
I have read similar scenerios in scifi books. Curious as to how having a sex change cures aids but I know you just wanted to get people's attention.
2006-12-22 10:07:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's like the guy who asked, "Can God make a rock so big even He can't lift it?"
The answer is that God is perfect and would not lend Himself to acts of stupidity such as that.
2006-12-22 10:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by bacha2_33461 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats a bit confusing.
I think that hermaphrodite mamals are sterile.
2006-12-22 10:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so! Jesus was clean and had no sin upon him, until he was hung on the cross and got the sins of all men upon him. He wasn't any time traveler, and was born from a virgin.
2006-12-22 10:08:42 · answer #5 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
l am sure that your question come from the devil, but the devil have a very little power, jesus is holly for ever, so, tell me where is jesus now? he is together his father in the heavens ok. bye
2006-12-22 10:11:41 · answer #6 · answered by celso f 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got lost at 'was a time traveller'...good luck!
2006-12-22 10:08:27 · answer #7 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, I'll take some of what you're on. Sounds spiffy!
2006-12-22 10:08:17 · answer #8 · answered by TinyPuppyWuppy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mary was a virgin!So I guess your theory is wrong!
2006-12-22 10:10:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha u moron im shamed just to be around u thinking like that i hol u go to hell in hand basket
2006-12-22 10:17:24 · answer #10 · answered by ddd d 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My friend, stop glue sniffing.
2006-12-22 10:12:26 · answer #11 · answered by jaime r 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋