dad: did you clean your room max?
me: yeah
dad: (sighing deeply) i was just in your room and it looks like chernobyl
me: whaaaa?
dad: it looks like a pig sty
me: oh. well you never specified how well you wanted me to clean my room.
dad: go clean your room. and dont lie.
me: i didnt lie dad. you just didnt ask the right questions. you asked me if i cleaned my room, and i did, you didnt ask me how well i cleaned my room nor did you specify what describes a clean room. so technically your at fault, and ill see you in court next tuesday.
dad: honey, get the camera, our son just won his first case. i knew youd be a lawyer just like me.
me: noooooooooooooooooooo!
2006-07-10
08:26:51
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