The missus and I recently moved into our new home about a month ago.
When I woke up this morning I noticed a pen that had been on my desk was now across the floor, as if thrown.
I knew it couldn't have been my wife, as we were together all night.
I checked with the cats.
I asked "Mr. Sniffles" (not his real name) if he had noticed anything out of the ordinary. I trusted his mature judgement as he is eight. His reply: "Nope, the kitten (eight weeks) was surfing the web all night, and I...look man, when you get the phone bill, just pay it and don't ask questions...A cat has needs."
I asked "Miss Stink Pickle" (she has flatulence issues) and she told me; "Hey look, I'm trying to play Halo3 here. Anyway, how the f**k am I supposed to throw anything? I don't have opposable thumbs?"
I started to ask how she managed to use the controller, but that was a can of worms I didn't want to open.
So, do you think my house is haunted?
2007-11-18
03:20:09
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