[Spoof]- The story is a satire or parody
"Having read and heard and seen the evidence in the case, I shall require a good, long bath such as I have never known," declared The Hon. Mr Justice Johnny Town-Mouse. "I've sent people who make more sense to Broadmoor."
During the hearing, the Crown Prosecution Service submitted evidence proving:
Delusional beliefs that challenges to DNA evidence would result in the release of thousands of the worst beasty baby-killers from prisons
Allegations of madness, evil and swinging in others by persons medically unqualified to accurately diagnose, morally incapable of making such distinctions, and too bloody ugly to pull
Rampant megalomania
Wilful disregard for and general ignorance of the nature of libel
Appalling spelling, grammar and basic reasoning skills
Several examples of multi-stanza compositions, described as poetry, capable of inducing nausea, vertigo and diabetic coma in the mentally sound.
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2007-11-05
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