I just read the harrowing account of the Fox News journalists captivity in Gaza. They were ultimately released after stating that they are converted Muslems. Well Hells Bells! Halleluia! Count me in, im now Macmoud Jones, muslim. I just bought myself instant innoculation against islamo-facists. I am a muslem, and it was simple. I didnt even have to have gun put to my head and kidnapped for 2 weeks. I wish joining the Elks was this easy. Now that I am a muslem, I can avoid airport security checks because they are too busy frisking your grandmother as to appear they are racial profiling. I like this muslim thing, I think I might ride it out, and see where it takes me.
2006-08-27
12:11:44
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