SPELLING SECTION
Those who dot the i's and cross the t's for us all. They find it impossible not to tell us it's spelt with a double T while ignoring the question all together. Where would we be without them! (deliberate mistake included for them!)
FUNNY SECTION
Those who nake you laugh out loud even at the most serious questions.
But, do you think they ever answer a question seriously ? me neither
HELPFUL SECTION
People who look up the answer you want and then take an hour to compile a 6 paragraph story with all relevent facts,figures and sources.
You cant help but like them. So sweet.
YES NO SECTION
Can they ellaborate on anything? YES......NO .......not even a maybe!
Come on you lot you could do better.
RACIST SECTION
The ones who call you racist for asking an open question on race. Can they not see the question marks? or are they the racist ones? You decide.
CONFUSED SECTION
The ones who reply errrr???? what!!!! when??
Anyone got any more?
2006-08-27 08:14:51 · 26 answers · asked by spidermike 2 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
not sure if its a section at all but there can be a scattering of those slightly patronising 'i'm above all this nonsense' folk who cannot lighten up and enjoy a simple little forum without sneering at others.....ever spotted any of those?
2006-08-27 08:25:57 · answer #1 · answered by uplate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! Yes, I think those are true...How about the ones who answer a factual question completly wrong but speak with such confidence its funny? I recently saw several people guess that the term "anti-social personality disorder" meant they "don't like to socialize" without looking up the term, it was funny. How about...another category about the chronic misspellers who you cannot make out the meaning to their questions because of the poor grammar/spelling. Anyways, that is some ideas. Truthfully I love all the answers, if they are not informative they are either interesting in some way or funny right?
2006-08-27 08:24:17 · answer #2 · answered by speakthetruth 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is a funny question!
I've got two:
The young kids who are so painfully and obviously trying to seem cool and older:
You know what I'm talking about. The ones that try to give sex advice and have no idea what they're talking about. The ones that ask stupid questions like this: "Does he like me???? he asked out my frend but then he told me he relly likes me and he passed me a note in math does he like me?"
The girls who have constant pregnancy scares:
I can't even count how many times I've seen a question just like this: "am I pregnant? i had unprotected sex on tuesday and my period isnt due for three weeks.."
I just want to shake them and yell: "USE A CONDOM! Please, don't procreate!"
I'm sure I'll think of more later....
2006-08-28 12:51:34 · answer #3 · answered by Lanani 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE ABUSIVE SECTION. No matter what the question is they have to reply with lots of four letter words, obscene innuendo's and general slagging off. They do not answer the question, probably because they are too ignorant to read it properly in the first place
2006-08-27 08:22:02 · answer #4 · answered by blondie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! This is SO funny! LOL Thanx...I needed that. So, are you part of the HELPFUL SECTION? Just asking.
Don't forget about the:
OPINION SECTION
People who never really answer the question, but always give their opinion on what you've asked.
2006-08-27 08:21:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The fascist delusionist section ... they ask questions based on fascistic fantasies, especially race and immigration in order to propagandise their delusions as facts.
2006-08-28 22:52:49 · answer #6 · answered by neilcam2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE SAD SECTION
the ones that call you sad for asking silly questions on here,
err hello it is a question and answer site and they are the ones who sit here answering them all day. (thus referring to answerer #1).
THE POINT SCORING SECTION
the ones who answer every question with - thanks for the two points.
THE 'REPORTED' SECTION
the ones that pick you up on everything, even if you put a question in the wrong catagory, they always answer your questions with 'reported' or they leave you a link to the yahoo answers community guidelines page.
2006-08-27 08:28:35 · answer #7 · answered by Kelly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the "earnest givers of wrong answers" section.
A few too many of them on here....
Oooh, bkythatsme pipped me at the post....
We could also try another form of categoratisation.... Mr Men... One of my friends on here is Little Miss Helpful *G*
Or the seven dwarves...
2006-08-27 08:25:00 · answer #8 · answered by philr999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you could possibly fit in the "I got time on my hands" section, since you had the time to think about this very carefully.
But at any rate. Thank goodness we are all different in our thinking.
2006-08-27 08:20:44 · answer #9 · answered by fullofsunshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The ones who sincerely answer your questions and want to help, but with a simple answer (the best).
The people who want all sorts of things "free."
The ones who want to brag about their penis.
The ones who want a discussion regarding their avatar.
2006-08-27 08:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by phoenixheat 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋