Here's mine:
I took a transsexual into my local neighborhood (Cheers type) bar on the way back from a more tolerant nightclub because we were hungry & nothing else was open & I knew they sold slices of pizza. Everyone in the bar knew me alot of them were neighbors. The two of us were worst than completely shitfaced. We ordered a round of beer & a couple slices of pizza & then she starts dry-humping me right there on the bar stool while everyone stared at us (they all looked horrified). The bartender asked us to leave as soon as we got our pizza (he was literally shaking!). This was 5 years ago... I've never been back in there since.
-If you beat this story, then you are the winner! I'll leave this open for a couple days.
2006-06-05
18:54:29
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