Singles & Dating - 1 December 2006

if anyone can tell me how i can contact the user 'aceofspades2798' it would be deeply appreciated bkuz i rly would like to hear from him/her... i mean.. he/she asked me to marry him/her! ( i know its prolly a jk but i want to talk to him/her)

2006-12-01 10:34:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

That Pardonne Moi's breasts were perfect would you believe me?

2006-12-01 10:34:40 · 7 answers · asked by No Name Joe 1

All my boyfriend and I do is argue. Tired of it, can't get along and I don't want to leave...but he's pushing me to it.
help!!!

2006-12-01 10:32:58 · 35 answers · asked by Me 2

A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquires.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responds.

The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

2006-12-01 10:32:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-01 10:31:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

i think he love me i can call him and ask where he at and he will tell me. before we got together he said we couldnt talk because he didnt wont to play me and he was talking to more then one female and when he was ready we can get together. he tell me everything he do which anit bad or nothing. but i got real feelings for this man. he never gave me any reason to believe he didnt love me i just dont wont my head to get pump up i stay by his side through thick in thin

2006-12-01 10:30:21 · 4 answers · asked by alovelysuprize1 1

"i lost my phone number. can i borrow yours?"
"is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
"If i could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together"
"Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere i want to be"
"I'm new in town, could i have directions to your house?"
"are you a parking ticket? 'cause you've got fine, fine, fine written all over you."
"Hey, theres something wrong with my eyes! I just cant take them off you."
think these are funny? lol! tell me som of yours!

2006-12-01 10:29:18 · 6 answers · asked by 4theband 2

aight i got a friend hes 18 and hes going after this 14 year old girl. (Whether you want to believe that its really me or not, I dont care, it truthfully is my friend) Now me and my friends all give him crap about it but i want to know if other people think that its weird. Ive seen her shes cute and all that... like i said shes "cute" like a kid who will be a "hot" 18 yr old. So what do you think?

2006-12-01 10:29:16 · 19 answers · asked by vesto slipher 1

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.

He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.

She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."

"No, I wouldn't," he said.

She said, "I sell tampons."

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!"

2006-12-01 10:28:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Me and my girl been done for about 3 weeks to a month and i feel like i dont love her any more but wen i see her its like i want her back so bad, like in the beggining of our relationship. How do i get ova her completely?

2006-12-01 10:27:53 · 2 answers · asked by jamcity2005 1

There is a boy in my class that I really like. I've liked him since 6th grade. He knows that I like him, but he insists that he just wants to be friends, and nothing more. What should I do????

2006-12-01 10:27:29 · 9 answers · asked by gumchewer_7_7 2

i met this guy at my best friends chirch. i thought he was cute! so i asked some people who he was. he was looking at me like he notices me. i see him at school...and he looks at me. so i ask a friend that knows him to ask him a question. and he told my friend to let me ask him...(and i told this friend not to say my name like 10 times) i dont know what to do now! he seems to like me though! help me! please! and ive never talked to this person i like in person..only over the internet!!
(but i actully know the person, i didn't see a picture of him over the internet and think he was cute)

2006-12-01 10:23:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

How do you tell a guy you are ready for him. With out actually saying it.

2006-12-01 10:21:25 · 19 answers · asked by horsegirl 1

I'm a 22 YO guy and I recently met this 17 YO. Before I knew her age, we started talking and hit it off and were able to talk easily. Then I found out her age--she said difference in ages doesn't bother her. We have planned a date to a nice restaurant December 18th (we both have finals til then). Now, I would never ever doing anything sexual with her until she turned 18, so that's not an issue for me.

My question is, do you feel it's wrong for us to date? Four years is not a big difference, but since she is still in HS (last year) and I'm in college to some people I would look like a loser. My friend Jen said it's not a big deal, that I should go for it (she's 21, almost 22), but another one of my friend's said it's sick because "she's still a kid."

I don't know. I feel a connection so far, but should I even be thinking about dating her? She seems excited about our date, saying she has to look nice that day, that there's a "definite possibility" for her to wanna kiss me, and last

2006-12-01 10:19:54 · 18 answers · asked by Timothy 1

Ok...there is this thing I read about dealing with sex that kind of turns me on and I want to try..it's "sleepy sex" it's basically where you start initiation sex while your partner is asleep. I would love to have it done to me, anyone share this fanstasy? I would also love to try it on my girlfriend but I think it goes to close to violation. Any girls ever had this done to them by their partner (consentual) and did you like it? I want to see if I can get my girl to wake me up like that and then maybe try on her. Any suggestions? thanks.

2006-12-01 10:19:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner."

She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband asked as he entered the room.

"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smith's bought one for their bedroom. I liked the idea so much, I got one for us, too."

No more was said about the "statue." Not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the statue. "Eat this. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."

2006-12-01 10:19:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-01 10:18:42 · 11 answers · asked by angel16 1

i dont know what to do. im starting to not like my b/f that much anymore... but im starting to like my ex again. what should i do? should i stay with my b/f?
or should i try for my ex again?
i have no idea what to do. theres stronger feelings for my ex than there are for my b/f. so what should i do?

2006-12-01 10:18:34 · 6 answers · asked by Scarlet5 2

So....if you read my last question. you get there is a guy. i just want to know if you wod freak out (as a guy) by being asked out by a girl. For the girl to take that first move!!! I mean...give us credit at least we have the balls to do it!!! (or lack of balls..which ever) But honestly would you totally be weirded out? Girls, would you take the opertunity to ask?

2006-12-01 10:17:48 · 9 answers · asked by Niko 2

from relationships. i wanna tell him, when are we ever gonna go out! but HOWS THE RIGHT WAY TO ASK HIM? and people say that he's passive agrresive. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

2006-12-01 10:17:26 · 3 answers · asked by rasian_asian 1

I was jut sitting at the lunch table, talking to my friends, and Brandy ays, "Hey Lauren, do you want a $1.00?" I didn't think anything of it and I said, "Yea." Then she pointed to the other end of the table, where alot of boys sat that were in many of my classes last year, and one of them was Kaleb, a boy I really like, and Brandy said, "Do you want $1.50 from over there?" I said, "What do you mean?" Then Alex, a kid sitting next to me, asked if I wanted a $1.50 from Kaleb. I said, "Yea." I wasn't really thinking of what it means, and everybody cracked up. I don't really know what's going on, and after hat in class Tyler, one of Kaleb's friends, said in a sort of disgusted voice, "You want a $1.50 from Kaleb!?" Of course then I had caught on that it meant something weird and I said no. He snickered and we got back to work. What does $1.50 mean?

2006-12-01 10:17:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous 3

I believe that you should never hide a tear. It is only a very natural to cry sometimes when love is involved. Some people have just have a better ability of coping and suppressing than others. Does it make me any less of a man because I am not afraid to show my true emotion? (in the right situation)

2006-12-01 10:16:43 · 17 answers · asked by L666 1

I just wanted to know what age is good to start dating and if thirteen is too young to start dating.

2006-12-01 10:14:59 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm a man, so I'd like to know the following please.
1. Do you care if your man shaves before he kiss's you?
2. Do you worry if he comes in from work and brings you flowers?
3. Do you mind if he brings you special little frilly things when he comes back from a business trip?
4. Do you mind if he works overtime with a co-worker that is female and younger than you?
5. What sends up your antenna?

2006-12-01 10:13:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-01 10:12:53 · 2 answers · asked by allurluv 3

I wear lotion casue as most black folks know we Have dry skin.
I didn't think keeping my house clean effects my sexuality, that just sounds wierd

2006-12-01 10:12:47 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

What does everyone think of dr steve. in my opinion I think his answers are rude and Insulting and that he's a pervert!

2006-12-01 10:12:39 · 14 answers · asked by ColoradoGuy21 2

or is upset?

2006-12-01 10:11:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

its been awhile now n so far many guys have told me that girls should be the one paying when going out on a date, but i have been used to guys paying or spliting it 50 50 o one date they pay n anoetr date ill pay etc....but in reality who should pay on the FIRST DATE? o any other dates?

2006-12-01 10:11:50 · 13 answers · asked by chica17 1

i always hear his whispering on t he phone
ive already searched it
i already called numbers back
what else can i do thats cheap and wont get me caught

2006-12-01 10:10:34 · 6 answers · asked by annonymous 1