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"i lost my phone number. can i borrow yours?"
"is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
"If i could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together"
"Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere i want to be"
"I'm new in town, could i have directions to your house?"
"are you a parking ticket? 'cause you've got fine, fine, fine written all over you."
"Hey, theres something wrong with my eyes! I just cant take them off you."
think these are funny? lol! tell me som of yours!

2006-12-01 10:29:18 · 6 answers · asked by 4theband 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

6 answers

Is Disneyland a part of the UN?

2006-12-01 10:31:42 · answer #1 · answered by Rob 3 · 0 2

Dire Straits electric powered mild Orchestra Genesis Dream Theater Mastodon Melvins Meshuggah Rush The Dillinger get away Plan gadget BQ:Coheed And Cambria...i won't stand that band. BQ2:gadget - Parabola

2016-10-04 14:55:23 · answer #2 · answered by wardwell 4 · 0 0

Yea they're funny but check out these:
"I ain't Fred Flinstone but I can make your Bedrock"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again"
"I'm Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for you"
"Do you know what would look good on you? Me?"
"That outfit will look good on a crumpled heap on my floor"
"I know I'm not the most attractive guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you"
"Why don't you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up."
"Your hair is in perfect coordination with my bed pillows."
"Let my borrow a quarter" "Why?" "To tell your roommate that you won't be coming home tonight"
-Lick your finger and rub it on their shirt and then on yours then say "Why don't we go to my house and get out of these wet clothes"

2006-12-01 10:38:31 · answer #3 · answered by lolly679 3 · 1 0

I think pickup lines are super funny, but not when used seriously.
"I'm not Barney Ruble, but I could make you're bed rock"
That's my all time favorite.

2006-12-01 10:33:14 · answer #4 · answered by Seven Costanza 5 · 0 1

"I'm so tired, I want to go home and go to bed, would you like to go home and go to bed with me?"

2006-12-01 10:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

"Are those space pants? 'Cause your butt is out of this world."

2006-12-01 10:32:15 · answer #6 · answered by Amigurl 3 · 2 0

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