A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner."
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband asked as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smith's bought one for their bedroom. I liked the idea so much, I got one for us, too."
No more was said about the "statue." Not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the statue. "Eat this. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."
2006-12-01 10:19:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Enjoy this JOKE as well!!!!
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2006-12-01 10:19:37 · update #1
so cute and hella funny but cheating is messed up no matter what!!!!!
2006-12-01 10:24:00 · answer #1 · answered by Sissy Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. I had to read the last paragraph twice to get the joke but it's great. And that is cheating.
2006-12-01 18:22:42 · answer #2 · answered by lolly679 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The husband was cheated out of his glass of water, buy maybe he will get one next time.
2006-12-01 18:23:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got this joke on email at work, thought it was funny. what goes around come around LOL
2006-12-01 18:22:30 · answer #4 · answered by betterthanhers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2006-12-01 18:20:58 · answer #5 · answered by Evoljz_Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-12-01 18:22:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is a funny story. But I don't think it will happen in reality
2006-12-01 18:30:41 · answer #7 · answered by James Chan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love hel no thats not cheating she payed for it supposofly
2006-12-01 18:23:58 · answer #8 · answered by chase r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny
2006-12-01 18:21:41 · answer #9 · answered by krissy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think so i mean come on but it was really funny.
2006-12-01 18:21:24 · answer #10 · answered by Jilly Boo Boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋