Singles & Dating - 2 November 2006

woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner."

She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband asked as he entered the room.

"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smith's bought one for their bedroom. I liked the idea so much, I got one for us, too."

No more was said about the "statue." Not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the statue. "Eat this. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."

2006-11-02 10:22:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

okay so recently these two juniors (im a freshman) in my class have been actually talking to me. they make fun of me and i always tell them to get the HELL away because it bugs me, but they nevr did until recently when they apologized for being mean and offered to take me to lunch. im like "ookkayyy...im not going anywhere..." and now they always tell me to slow down and hav fun with them.

they invite me places and when i say "no" they wont leave me alone!!!! omg!!!!! today they blcoked the doors of my classroom until id talk to them and tell them why i didnt want to hang out.

im seriously scared now. why me? why annoy me? its not like im some qiet, shy girl...im outgoing anf if they did anything bad, they know id immediatly tell someone...i have a HUGE mouth.

what do i do? they blcoked doors...thats weird. HELP!

2006-11-02 10:21:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

My friend said I win have a nice life bye: Its broken my heart I was wrong so don't blame him in the least... I have yahoo a forgiveness letter. I waited 4 days which is today...I just called him 10 min ago. I said I yahoo a letter and I also would like to know if he would come down to meet me as there are words left unsaid that I need to tell him only fair if done face to face. MY QUESTION will he come down and let me talk to him? My name is Mina I am Libra. 10/20/65 9:07 A.M

2006-11-02 10:20:24 · 9 answers · asked by Good Heart 2

okay so recently these two juniors (im a fresgman) in my class have been actually talking to me. they make fun of me and i always tell them to get the HELL away because it bugs me, but they nevr did until recently when they apologized for being mean and offered to take me to lunch. im like "ookkayyy...im not going anywhere..." and now they always tell me to slow down and hav fun with them.

they invite me places and when i say "no" they wont leave me alone!!!! omg!!!!! today they blcoked the doors of my classroom until id talk to them and tell them why i didnt want to hang out.

im seriously scared now. why me? why annoy me? its not like im some qiet, shy girl...im outgoing anf if they did anything bad, they know id immediatly tell someone...i have a HUGE mouth.

what do i do? they blcoked doors...thats weird. HELP!

2006-11-02 10:20:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

She has been distant with me and under a lot of stress otherwise (although much of it self-induced, I have to say). She has some things going on with her in terms of us, some things she is coming to grips with. And I got worried. (It's a long story) Anyways, I emailed one of her good friends and alluded to the fact that I was "a little worried" (my exact words). I asked if I could call her or go out for a drink, told her why, and even told her I intended to tell my gf. My only intent was to figure out how she was doing outside of us. What would you think if it was you?

2006-11-02 10:19:35 · 10 answers · asked by randyken 6

I have been in this relationship for 7 months and I love my b/f and he loves and I know this. But his problem is that he has a VERYYY low temper and it becomes to dating violence. He wants to me to do everything what he says if i don't then he get's mad, If i do something or want to see someone he B***h about it. Is very bad and on halloween he got mad for something stupid, and he kinda threaten me and i told him that i didnt want to be with him and when i told him that he started to cry all lot and he had a nerves break down. I am a sensative person if i see someone cry i'll get sad and ill feel bad. So I am scared to break up with him because I am scared what he might do to him self. PLEASE HELP

2006-11-02 10:19:18 · 7 answers · asked by babychula928 2

I have been seeing my GF for 2 months roughly, but we knew eachother in highschool ( over 9 years ago). Many things have happened to both of us, and we came together because of so many things that were similar with our previous relationships (marriage). We truly are a perfect fit for eachother, and I know many people just say that, but it is true. She is currently living with her parents due to some hard times, and I would like her to feel more comfortable and such. She is always saying how she feels like a kid again because of having to live at home. Kind of hard when we are both 27. I am just worried that if I ask her that she will not like it, and feel that I am trying to give her a "handout", when in fact we both love eachother, and can both see this relationship being a lasting one. Something we don't want to ruin. Any advice or thoughts would be greatly appreciated.

2006-11-02 10:18:01 · 7 answers · asked by bryp1979 1

ive been friends with this guy for about a year and a half and we're starting to get close and he so cute and im starting to realise that i like him ALOT and i really dont want to because i dont want to ruin our friendship... i dont fink he likes me but i dont kno what to do with these feeling

2006-11-02 10:17:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

I took pictures of her with a camera when she was passed out drunk butt azzed naked. It was near the end of our time together and I put everclear in some drinks I was making her and she passed out.

She finally left after dinner one night when I slapped her around for arguing with me. She bought me diet pills. I told her to shut up and she wouldn't.

She was difficult to be with because she nagged me about my weight and other things. I only like thin women. She kept the apartment too hot, I was always sweating.

She is supposed to get married, I might send the boyfriend these pictures. Should I ask her for money for the pictures instead.?

2006-11-02 10:17:25 · 16 answers · asked by bigfatfrank1 1

Is a female who's zodiac sign is cancer and on the leo cusp very compatible in love and long term relationship with a sagitarious male?

2006-11-02 10:16:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

there is a guy who lives in california. we have met a couple of times over the past couple of years...its my turn to go out and visit.
he tells me im cute and fantastic and wonderful...everything a guy should tell a lady if he likes them.
trouble is, theres 5,000 miles between us...im in london. he rings me all the time, like i do him. we write all the time and email too.
im just lost, ive told him i got feelings for him, he told me likewise.....has anyone ever found true love with the long distance thing? it is so frustrating we can be so close yet so far apart, physical and emotional being the hardest.
no bullshit please....am a single mom of 2 girls with a job, not a stupid tween or teen
thanks!

2006-11-02 10:14:05 · 19 answers · asked by cazkenton2003 2

i had my first french/make out the other day and my friend asked him how was i and he said i was a bad kisser. i know they usually say the first kiss isn't good but what can i do so i become a better kisser? any tips too?

2006-11-02 10:14:03 · 14 answers · asked by girlie 1

THis girl tells me she had a crush on me but I dont know if she's serious or not...what do I tell her.

Now this girl is nice and stuff, but i don't really like her that much....

2006-11-02 10:13:51 · 9 answers · asked by rockability 1

This guy i work with has been flirting with me for over a year. I've been flirting with him too, but i've only liked him in that way for a few months. I get the feeling he likes me and my workmate thought so too. He claims to be single. So why doesn't he make a move?

2006-11-02 10:11:40 · 6 answers · asked by coz_6 1

ok there is this guy i have known him since 4th grade and we are bff but i have feelings for him and i think he likes me heres what he did to day:he kept on grabbing my hand, he was wanting to talk to me, he kept wanting to hang wit me , he stares at me alot, he kept on trying to sit right next to me during class but the dumb teacher made him move eerr, and he keeps on touching my hand and stuff so what do you think does he like me or not and plz dont put something else plz people

2006-11-02 10:10:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

we've been going out for nearly 2 yrs and are quite serious with each other. than my bf's cousin came to the country to study and she keeps getting in the middle. for example, one time she heared us arguing and then she txd him at 2 in d morning to tell him that he shouldnt take s**t from me. fair enough i do shout at him but him and me have an understanding. she didnt even know why we were arguing but she still bad mouthed me. i ge the impresion that she fancies him from the way she acts around him. what should i do?

2006-11-02 10:10:41 · 7 answers · asked by free_wild_alone 1

Which Of these ways of masturbating do you like the best??

1.) Pillow humping
2.) The leg of a couch
3.) A canoulope with a hole inside. ( or a lump)
4.)A cucumber
If you have any ideas, please post them up!!!

Way I have sex:

1.) Rough
2.) Calm
3.) Put panty hose over his face, then rubbing my croch up and down on his face,
4.)Having it while humping.
Have any more ideas?? Please post them up. :)

Also make sure and choose the best one! And also, please do not remove my question, because I warned you at the head line abot it, so please do not say ewww or anything like that. 10 points to the best answer! (with other ideas and stuff)

2006-11-02 10:10:04 · 3 answers · asked by Tori 1

2006-11-02 10:06:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was wondering if anyone knew any songs to get over a relationship or something of the sort with a boy. I am feeling pretty low so all answers would be of great help.
Thanks
Christine

2006-11-02 10:06:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do they want us to to something to them or act out a situation?
Thanks

2006-11-02 10:05:17 · 5 answers · asked by rick m 1

2006-11-02 10:04:19 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

and the odd gentleman......

2006-11-02 10:04:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

is there any out there in south western michigan

2006-11-02 10:03:55 · 1 answers · asked by toffeecake@sbcglobal.net 1

How do I know if im doing it right? Hes been with so many other women and I havnt. I dont want to disapoint him. He told me that its up to me, wether im ready or not. I need some guidance, and please, hurry!

2006-11-02 10:02:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

what is a guy most weakness when a guy feeds you ice cream what is he trying to say

2006-11-02 10:02:10 · 2 answers · asked by mary s 1

2006-11-02 10:00:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

i just started to like him since the dream and i dont know if he likes me

2006-11-02 09:59:30 · 20 answers · asked by kristie 3

But when I'm single it seems like I'm invisiable to women. I'm not really good at approching random girls and I don't like to stare or anything because that is creepy. So, how do I get more women to notice or even approch me? And also what is it about a man in a relationship that makes him so desirable?

2006-11-02 09:59:30 · 15 answers · asked by drakekse 3

I've been seeing this guy for almost a month and we get along great and have wonderful sex (we are both adults and consented to this kind of relationship). I really like him but am scared of getting serious. The other night he started bringing up the topic of moving toward a more serious relationship but I cut him off real quick, not wanting to discuss it. Now I can't tell what he's thinking. Since then I asked him to meet for some fast "naughty afternoon fun" -- something we've enjoyed before -- but he said no, he'd want more time together than that. So I felt a little rejected. Then he said he hopes we can get together soon though. I'm confused. Can anyone help me understand what he might be thinking?

2006-11-02 09:58:13 · 22 answers · asked by Teena 1

I just have always been very shy around new people , any ideas on how to break the cycle?

2006-11-02 09:57:39 · 3 answers · asked by pat1268 2