woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner."
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband asked as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smith's bought one for their bedroom. I liked the idea so much, I got one for us, too."
No more was said about the "statue." Not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the statue. "Eat this. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."
2006-11-02 10:22:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Here is a very Funny one for u!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnlfSeRFdl_tqypfXgalFVfsy6IX?qid=20061102150340AAjR4wV
2006-11-02 10:24:36 · update #1
Lol! That was good. Thx!
2006-11-02 10:32:03 · answer #1 · answered by Read the nametag, Duh! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only if both people in the marriage are o.k. wtih it. In that case it sounds like the husband knew about it but his wife didn't. Naturally, I'd say it isn't a good thing. People ruin relationships that way. Those guys were just lucky that they were both in the same situation.
2006-11-02 10:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by Clearbrook 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tough break on the statue thing. But it's OK to have an affair as long as you don't get caught.
2006-11-02 10:26:43 · answer #3 · answered by jazzmetalbassist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the story was funny.... but no I don't think affairs of any kind are ok. If you feel the need to cheat on your significant other, then you should break up with them before moving on to someone else.
2006-11-02 10:25:52 · answer #4 · answered by Green-eyed Nikki 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This doesnt sound like a question to me.
But hey it was pretty funny.
No I dont think its okay to have a secret affair.
2006-11-02 10:25:57 · answer #5 · answered by its_just_me 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you studying to become a comedian?
2006-11-02 11:04:50 · answer #6 · answered by bug m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..That was funny..But to awnser your question NO..Its not alright to have a secret affair..It will come out...trust me..
2006-11-02 10:25:58 · answer #7 · answered by patti f 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no its not okay to have a secret affair...its wrong and it will come back and bite you in the ***.
so what the **** is this story for?
2006-11-02 10:25:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha i remeber i did that one before!! matter of fact i think it was at your house
2006-11-02 10:29:13 · answer #9 · answered by i love NOLA! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-02 10:27:34 · answer #10 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋