Singles & Dating - 4 October 2006

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

2006-10-04 05:55:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Girl who is 3 years older than me a she has 2 kids and her babies-daddy is in jail. I think that she likes me but i don't want to give my hope up. Do i go for her?

2006-10-04 05:55:25 · 24 answers · asked by Jorgio 2

2006-10-04 05:54:08 · 19 answers · asked by Seth K 1

I'm 40 and friends with a guy who is 21. Our families have been friends for generations and there is nothing one wouldn't do for the other. During the past year, our roles evolved from "family friends/acquaintances" to "close friends" to "confidants who can literally talk about anything." I treasure the friendship and don't want to mess it up for all the world. What I haven't told him is that I am falling hard for him. Last night, we were having innocuous conversation about dating. He was talking about wanting to have a girlfriend and what qualities he's looking for. After talking to me about his previous attempts at relationships, he told me that I was beautiful and he loves talking to me (that it makes time fly), but that we could never go out as more than friends because it would be too weird (conceivably because of the family connections). Was he testing the waters for my reaction to the possibility or just finding a nice way of telling me I shouldn't apply for the position?

2006-10-04 05:53:52 · 7 answers · asked by Cleveburgher 3

So you've met someone online, talked on the phone, things are going great. He lives far away, as in to go see him, you would need to stay overnight. How long should you wait before going to meet him?

2006-10-04 05:53:20 · 3 answers · asked by who-wants-to-know 6

i recently got married. and until i did..this chick was so incredible i loved everything about her. her personality, looks,...the whole freakin packcage. i bragged about her to everyone and of course....intiiated the proposal.

ever since i said "i do" i have been so over the top, wanna slit my own throat repulsed by this woman that i cannot bear waking up another day next to her without something to throw at her (a shoe, an apple, a hammer, whatever). anyways...some days i sit at work and seriously think about jumping out the window right next to my desk, i have made a terrible mistake and dont realize how stupid i was. the sex aint even good. what do ido???

2006-10-04 05:51:48 · 24 answers · asked by barnabus finkle 1

2nd time (last Friday night) and now they are accusing me of stalking. It's sad because they didn not even apologize for hurting me. Just to let you know...I ended it in a kind way...I never like to stoop to the level this person did.

2006-10-04 05:51:34 · 12 answers · asked by :-) 2

2006-10-04 05:51:13 · 6 answers · asked by myspacelover 2

define your sensative side how do you act us girl show affection how do you show it???

2006-10-04 05:51:09 · 4 answers · asked by miraclebaby_2006 5

What do you do when you really love someone, and you know they feel the same way, but outside problems are making it hard for the two of you to be together.
Is it best to wait and hope things get better, I've tried helping her, being nice, giving advice, nothing seems to work.

2006-10-04 05:50:35 · 9 answers · asked by metevs 2

How do possible (not sure) alcoholic or drug user act in a relationship - for example, are there mental blocks in between sex encounters - phoning every couple of weeks for a BC, says some very wonderful things when you are together, but then does not call again for a couple of weeks - wants you to call him, but never returns the call until the next time he is ready? There are things said that lead me to believe he could have feelings, but why not call in between??

2006-10-04 05:50:28 · 5 answers · asked by bones 1

At what point do you stop "dating" other people? Is it usually a given? Does it have anything to do with how often you date or how intamate you have been?

2006-10-04 05:49:43 · 10 answers · asked by hot mama 1

ok ladies if u met a guy and u wanted to get down w/ him and he wasnt ready would that turn u off or turn u away from him?

2006-10-04 05:49:34 · 18 answers · asked by wizzpack 2

there is a girl in my class who is averagely beautiful...she sits next to me but i havent even talked to her or opened my mouth in that class either.....does she think that i am a jerk ..........and how should i ask her out

2006-10-04 05:48:31 · 11 answers · asked by J D 1

2006-10-04 05:47:22 · 4 answers · asked by stevo5@sbcglobal.net 1

2006-10-04 05:46:29 · 16 answers · asked by Paul D 2

I met someone briefly a few weeks ago and had a snog, etc with him...It was left well and friendly...if I see him again, in a bar/club, what's a good opener for me to use?

I still like him and would like something to happen, but just haven't seen him out since...he seemed to like me at the time, but we just haven't seen eachother since...

p.s. lingo explained - snog means kiss!
Thanks : )

2006-10-04 05:46:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

okay in school people are starting to talk and say i like "so && so" and I have no clue on how this started. My brother has been saying stuff like "so and so is a bad boy" "don't even think about it" and today my one friend asked me today [ron (her b/f)] asked if you like so && so. and i was like what?! plus my one other friend told me that this guy said my brother is out to get him. -but my brother and this guy are good pals so. . . people are aparently talking. . .


the thing is no! i don't like him.
my mom loves the kid.
this guy is not a great person - not bad at all.
he's sweet funny, and a great guy.
but i don't like him? like that he's one of my best buddies.
i don't really care what people are saying but i don't know what i should do.

what do you think? - i should do or your thoughts in general.

2006-10-04 05:45:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

i love my boyfriend to bits we get on really well nd i would love to marry him nd he feels the same do u tink it will last?

2006-10-04 05:42:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

I mean like what do I look like a friggin money tree? I tell them if you really love me, you pay for it, a few of them walked out on me but a couple paid so it's all good right?

2006-10-04 05:41:54 · 20 answers · asked by Nice Guy 1

and do u bleed the second time too? or not at all? i'm kinda nervous cause it was incredibly painful the 1st time.

2006-10-04 05:41:31 · 6 answers · asked by curiousgirl 2

I'm 23 years old, 5'1" and 127! I have natural 36D boobies, and I'm happy with them. Although sometimes I wish they were a bit smaller. Since I'm petite, they really stand out a lot. I don't dress slutty, but it's pretty obvious that I have big boobs. Seriously now...do you think my boobs are too big for my body? They don't cause any back pain at all, and I do get lots of attention for them. But still, sometimes I'm not too sure about them. When my girl friends and I take group pics, I feel like I look so much bigger than them...but I'm really not. It's just that some of my friends are a bit on the flat side and I'm definently NOT flat, so I stand out more in pictures. Tell me what you think. I'm not gonna have them surgically decreased in size, but I just wanna know if you think they are too big for me or if they are ok! Also, just in case anyone is thinking this...I'm not trying to get attention form anyone..this is just an honest question! And I'm not a skank!

2006-10-04 05:39:37 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-04 05:39:29 · 11 answers · asked by russell b 1

2006-10-04 05:37:37 · 8 answers · asked by Special 5

A friend of mine and this guy claim they are best friends - but they always hold hands, have private time together, and they can't stop talking about each other! I keep telling them to stop beating around the bush and just admit that they're going out, but they refuse.

What my question here is - can 'close' friends hold hands all the time, do stuff together constantly, and talk about each other frequently be still considered friends? Or are they going out?

All this beating around the bush from them is driving me crazy!

Thanks a lot! Tchau!

2006-10-04 05:37:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

well i lie on my gf alot ! just in some small things!

2006-10-04 05:36:44 · 29 answers · asked by sMoOkEr 2

if you guys were having a baby with your girlfriend or wife would you like it to be a boy or girl?

2006-10-04 05:36:40 · 1 answers · asked by garnes d 2

i just went to a wedding recently with my fiance (of my friend's) and we was in the wedding. and so we all took weddin photos together. but only problem is i was standin next to the bride in a couple of them...and my belt was a lil loose under my pants. so it looked like a had an erection standin right behind her (at that kinda of an ange they put you at). it looks like im screwin my best friends new bride. what do ido??

2006-10-04 05:35:43 · 14 answers · asked by barnabus finkle 1

, you people from Yahoo, my relationship is has gone from minus 5 to plus 10, I am here, waiting for the most stunning funny handsome , sexy, witty, and inteligent person in earth completely in love with him and I want to thank you , community , for answering my stupid questions, so what can I do for you to make your day? Be nice, ok?

2006-10-04 05:35:36 · 15 answers · asked by monis 2

what does it means when a guy says those things to you? he always walks behind me and i know he's looking ..what should i do?

2006-10-04 05:35:23 · 33 answers · asked by baby d 1