We live in Louisiana and my granpop owns a large farm here. The farm has a large pond in the back. It's properly shaped for swimming, so pop fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening he decides to go down to the pond, as he hasn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women buck naked! swimming in his pond.
Pop made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
Pop calls back, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." he then held up the bucket and said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
So that you all remember some old men can still think fast...
and we do have alligators in Louisiana!
2006-07-26
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