We live in Louisiana and my granpop owns a large farm here. The farm has a large pond in the back. It's properly shaped for swimming, so pop fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening he decides to go down to the pond, as he hasn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women buck naked! swimming in his pond.
Pop made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
Pop calls back, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." he then held up the bucket and said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
So that you all remember some old men can still think fast...
and we do have alligators in Louisiana!
2006-07-26 15:32:57 · 25 answers · asked by ? 7 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
You are a hoot. Why not have a club for women called boners? I think this backwoods ploy is a ruse. You are probably some hot shot lawyer from L.A.
2006-07-26 15:36:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 2⤋
This is a joke that's been making the rounds for some time.
I don't believe that older is wiser. I know for a fact that I am smarter to some people thrice my age.
However, I am not smug about it, nor do I brandish it as a weapon. Some of these septagenarians were forced from school prior fifth grade, and are functionally illiterate. Some have suffered as a result of military service; a shard of shrapnel in the skull is not conducive to though processes. Some refuse to acknowedge the detrimental effects of first-hand smoke, depsite cardiac arrest and stroke.
And, likewise, I know both younger people and older people who can run mental circles around me. I can't play chess like a Kasparov, or code like a Torvalds. I can't cook like an Emeril, or write like a Crichton. I can't make love like... well.. you get the idea.
2006-07-26 15:37:08 · answer #2 · answered by kx_wx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute.. The elderly can be very witty at times. I have always believed the older the wiser, due to experience, ya know the been there done that type deal.. It pretty terrific that your grandpa still has it.. :0)
2006-07-26 15:40:05 · answer #3 · answered by Hi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm...
Just because you have a lot of time on this earth, does not mean you are not still sharp.
I know people that are 70 - 80 that could outwit half the 20 year olds in this country :-)
2006-07-26 15:38:14 · answer #4 · answered by rvogelpohl2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way to go Granpop! I love dirty old men, they make life interesting! LOL
2006-07-26 16:45:55 · answer #5 · answered by welches_grape_jelly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant wait to share your story! It was great!
Older doesnt necessarily mean wiser, but those who have lived longer than us, have way better stories than we do. It can always do us good to listen to them.
Thanks for the share!
2006-07-26 15:37:24 · answer #6 · answered by emvannattan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Age is like fine wine, the older it is the better it gets!
2006-07-26 15:38:32 · answer #7 · answered by red dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let us embrace, and from this very moment vow an eternal misery together.
2006-07-26 15:33:36 · answer #8 · answered by Princess illusion 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That says nothing about being wise. creepy and a pervert maybe, but not so much wise.
2006-07-26 15:36:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Generally older is wiser, but not always.
2006-07-26 15:35:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋