Friends - October 2006

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach, and the son goes and plays in the water.

The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with breasts a lot bigger than yours!"

The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play.

Minutes later, he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with penises a lot bigger than Daddy's!"

The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play.

Several minutes later, he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and the more they talked, the dumber he got!"

2006-10-27 03:14:53 · 23 answers · asked by Citizen 1

I'm supposed to be going out with a friend and a load of his work colleagues tonight who I don't know. My friend's a bit unreliable when he's had a drink and I'm worried that I'll be left in town on my own.

2006-10-27 03:12:54 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

ther is one guy who i have never ever spoke to before but we 2 know our name through our friends that is not the prob the thing is this guy dashes on me purposlyey and scares me like he is going to hug me(he has not done it)pss..........he is my secret crush tooo i have crushed on him for a month anyway he for past 2 days he stoped doing this and he is staring at me his expression is soleum (straight not smiling or i couldnt figure it out whether is angry or not) help me am studing in class 8th he is in class 9th

2006-10-27 03:10:44 · 14 answers · asked by cute gal 1

i just got a failing grade...
and boy it hurts so much...
im so fwockin wasted and most likely... devastated
its my first time to fail and i dont think i can take this
does it really feel this bad? or im just toooo egotistic
man what the hell should i do?
get drunk? fwock off? kill someone??

2006-10-27 03:06:33 · 9 answers · asked by dudatswit 2

I have a good friend of the opposite sex and he has told me more than once that I can come and stay at his house anytime I want or need to ( this includes my daughter staying there too) well now I was at lunch yesterday where we both work and this other friend ( male also) came over and sat down across from me, well he seen that, which yesterday was his day off but he came to get his check and he said that he came to see me too, and then when my lunch was over he walked me back to my clinic and ask me if I bought the other friend lunch? I told him NO but that if he had came earlier I would have bought lunch for him to make him feel better. well my question is was he jealous or am I making more out of it than is there. I really like this friend and maybe someday would like for it to be more but right now I am not ready for a relationship and the other friend that sat at lunch with me is married and we are just friends nothing more, so was he a little jealous or an innocent comment?

2006-10-27 02:56:48 · 9 answers · asked by stormy 2

2006-10-27 02:56:24 · 7 answers · asked by luck2 1

this is my problem well we brought a car of a person for $1000 and all that has happened after is the following

1.mud on our clothes when we peg out
2.scratching her car
3.saying mean stuff
4.spying on her

there ismore to type but this is just some of the things that we have been acussed off we have been acuussed for many things

l was also hoping that somone out there could think of somthing to do in this situation l really need help with it

2006-10-27 02:38:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

there is never any foreplay and there is a ten year age difference

2006-10-27 02:27:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-27 02:13:44 · 15 answers · asked by Sinderella 2

Can choose to start over at any point and make it a better one ? It's all about ATTITUDE ! Have you ever tried this , give me an example .

2006-10-27 02:04:36 · 4 answers · asked by Geedebb 6

I asked a good friend (Of the opposite sex) who I thought I trusted what they were doing this weekend. We have shared much over the past two years. They replied nothing. I know for a fact they are going away and entertaining friends visiting from America. I sent a text hinting I knew they were not being truthful and received a message back saying they had no idea what I was talking about.
Also to text no more as they would not reply. Do I ignore and hope they know I know.....or do I sent an e mail saying hope they enjoy their weekend in...........with ......... doing nothing?? Each question I have been asked by this person I have answered honestly.....and now kick myself for doing so.....I have suspected their untruthfullness for a while now. Sorry hope this makes sense but it hurts.

2006-10-27 01:54:49 · 16 answers · asked by evergreen 3

My boyfriend is nearly 16 and i'm 14. My parents think he's to old for me but we really love each other, what can i do to make them understand?

2006-10-27 01:53:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have notice that people respond the same way ,then move away fast.WhY ? i'm i boring ? ugly ? smelly ? i take shower ,daily ! even my family, they are nice, but their conversation are brief.What's wrong ???? I'm i meant to be alone ? Is this my destiny ?Maybe, it was meant to happen like this ? Maybe that is what GOD wants ? I want to feel loved,appreciated. People even tell me , i'm so nice. Even guys, are nice, BUT i notice they don't want to be next to me.HELP ME PLEASE ! With your MOST honest OPiNiOn ,please ! tHANks !

2006-10-27 01:50:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

you have a friend that has lo self esteem she tells you she ugly and i try to tell her to look in the mirror to tell her self shes beautiful
but she doesnt listen to me what am i to do?

2006-10-27 01:44:15 · 10 answers · asked by princess_09 1

some one made me mad and i have a really bad temper but i don wanna get in trouble so what do i do?

2006-10-27 01:34:46 · 17 answers · asked by princess_09 1

How can i let someone who i'm not allowed to talk to any more know that they are still a special person, a VERY speacial person to me and that for the last four months always been part of my mind? i want this person to know that they are a beautiful, confident person really, even if i can't be there to help and support, i need them to realise that i'm still trying to help as best i can, and i hope that they aren't angry with me for how things turned out. I hope they are still going on with what we talked about, and would love to know how they are getting on with it.

But how am i ever to find the answer to any of this?

Please . . . i need your help!!!

2006-10-27 01:30:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

hey..., i've noticed that my friend is only using me..., i think he only approaches me when he needs me..., and then..., if i'm the one who's asking for a favor he's always saying no..., also..., he does not appreciate all the things that i do for him..., but i've heard that he ain't like that in his other friends..., what will i do...?

2006-10-27 01:27:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

i want to friendship any one who can uderstand my problem ,feeling and can suggest me ; but i don't have any one what can i do for get frinds

2006-10-27 01:27:26 · 15 answers · asked by sur1282 2

i've known this guy for 5 years and i really like him. he makes me feel free when i'm around him. the only problem is he doesn't see the whole situation where i like him. someone please HELP!

2006-10-27 01:27:17 · 9 answers · asked by emi 1

2006-10-27 01:23:01 · 7 answers · asked by budi y 1

My friend is in a situation where he has no where to live. He has moved into my house and has been here for about a month now. I asked him a week ago if he could start paying $100 a week and he said " I would just get my own place for that" . I was in shock and then he added to the statement that he only had $1000 in the bank. I really had to bite my tongue. And then I asked him what his plans were. He said he was applying to jobs because he wants to move to another state because the jobs pay better. He is hardly ever here and he does not eat my food (I no longer buy food for the house, I go out to eat). What should I do ?

I really would like to strangle him because I have recently found out that he goes to his different friends houses to eat dinner that they cook for him and other friends of his also treat him out to eat. It is like he never has to pay for anything.

Then he hangs out all the time, recently went clothes shopping, and goes to the casino all the time.

2006-10-27 01:09:33 · 19 answers · asked by tramany77 2

I have a date on saturday at the movies and i dont know how to make out yet? plz help me!

2006-10-27 01:04:35 · 5 answers · asked by missy 1

My BF says that i have to relax because I'm too much into him!! Since he flew back to his country 2 months ago, i cant make myseld recover from being not with him. I have send him sms like 5 times a day say my good morning and my good nights! asked himd how his day was. but it seems like he i have not lit his fire anymore and he just taken me forgranted...i told him that i do understand that he's busy sometimes and he loves to go out with his friends, but when it comes to me and i asked him to sit down and chat with just to make me feel missed and needed i just feel like im making things too hard for him. he's just too lazy all the time when it comes to my time esp. we're in a LDR. i guess im just letting time dissolve the love that we built together and make him feel how it is to have a life without me disturbing him somehow.

2006-10-27 00:58:56 · 7 answers · asked by edge 1

Cant we all just get along?

2006-10-27 00:55:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Stephen moved from SA to England to join the army. I've lost connection and would like to chat with him again. Help please!!!

2006-10-27 00:52:00 · 3 answers · asked by debz 1

I always have lust for girls

2006-10-27 00:49:46 · 11 answers · asked by ttoonnyywwiissee4ever 1

my frnd met dis guy online &he's asked her out.she wants 2 say yes, but she doesn't know him too well.is it right if she says yes to him?she herself is confused.plz help!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-27 00:42:33 · 10 answers · asked by sillo 1

my friend who is not a friend cannot sing... i need 2 tell him this, how can i??

2006-10-27 00:41:25 · 4 answers · asked by Megzie 1

You hassle me on Answers, you bombard me with emails, you slag me off and call me names, but you won't let me reply to your last email. If you don't leave me alone I will report you to Yahoo. I come on here to have fun and help other people. I don't deserve to have idiots like you spoiling it. Get a life.

2006-10-27 00:30:14 · 13 answers · asked by Emma W 4

2006-10-27 00:26:41 · 3 answers · asked by apple 1