Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach, and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with breasts a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Minutes later, he runs back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with penises a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later, he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and the more they talked, the dumber he got!"
2006-10-27 03:14:53 · 23 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
if u tell me urs ill tell u mine.fair enough?yeah good joke
2006-10-27 04:05:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The joke was cut but does it have do with B-bdays.
Anyway its 9/17.
2006-10-27 03:24:56 · answer #2 · answered by candy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmm The law of relativity..lol
2006-10-27 03:19:20 · answer #3 · answered by maconsolviaa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2/14 that's a good one
2006-10-27 03:19:53 · answer #4 · answered by gail w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
October 20th, That was really cute. I needed a good joke today. Thank you!
2006-10-27 03:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by hard rock girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
November 29th; cute joke
2006-10-27 03:18:44 · answer #6 · answered by Bubbles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Penis personal foul unnecessary roughness 15 yards.
2006-10-27 03:19:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jan 20th and very funny lol
2006-10-27 03:40:44 · answer #8 · answered by kim12074 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/13
cute
2006-10-27 03:28:56 · answer #9 · answered by Aquiel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ZOMG. That was funny. Loved it... Woop Woop
2006-10-27 03:25:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋