Entertainment & Music - 12 December 2007

2007-12-12 10:22:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok mine is bad!! me and some of my friends have been getting into fights... some parts are good but not most of them

so hows the month going for you?

2007-12-12 10:21:54 · 12 answers · asked by Amber Lynn <3 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 10:21:31 · 13 answers · asked by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 in Polls & Surveys

mine was "Resident Evil: Extinction"

2007-12-12 10:20:39 · 49 answers · asked by Spark of Insanity 7 in Polls & Surveys

A small white guy goes to a tattoo-shops and asks the owner to make him a tattoo on his penis. He wants there the name of his girlfriend WENDY.
four weeks later the white guy is in the restaurant with his girlfriend as he has to go to the restroom.
he stands by the pissoir when this huge black guy came standing next to him to do the same thing.
The white guy took a glance of the black guy and was excited:" hej dude, we have the same tattoo. Look on mine is also the same tattoo WENDY. So, do you also have a girlfriend with the name Wendy?"
The black guy looked puzzled and answered :" Oh no, I made the tattoo when mine was hard, it says " WELCOME TO YAMAIKA AND HAVE A NICE DAY....."

2007-12-12 10:20:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zm_UpZELPSY
this kind? (skip the first 20 seconds or so of pictures)

2007-12-12 10:19:31 · 22 answers · asked by hi 2 in Rock and Pop

Mine was GIJOE

2007-12-12 10:19:27 · 36 answers · asked by Spark of Insanity 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 10:18:33 · 6 answers · asked by Spark of Insanity 7 in Polls & Surveys

Well? Live studio audience or canned laughter and applause added in?

2007-12-12 10:17:42 · 3 answers · asked by Your Favorite Writer 4 in Other - Television

2007-12-12 10:17:25 · 22 answers · asked by kelly-love x) 6 in Polls & Surveys

... or is it fillet mignon every night.

2007-12-12 10:17:02 · 41 answers · asked by FlowerChild 4 in Polls & Surveys

yes or no?

2007-12-12 10:17:02 · 70 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A few days before Christmas, two young brothers were spending the night at their grandparent's house. When it was time to go to bed, and anxious to do the right thing, they both knelt down to say their prayers.

Suddenly, the younger one began to do so in a very loud voice.

"Dear Lord, please ask Santa Claus to bring me a play-station, a mountain-bike and a telescope."

His older brother leaned over and nudged his brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

"I know" he replied, "But Grandma is!"

2007-12-12 10:17:00 · 20 answers · asked by Cathleen 2 in Jokes & Riddles

...What are you having? I'll cook...just give me the ideas. have fun

2007-12-12 10:15:33 · 40 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for an unusual gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols.

He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much of a singer. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cigarette lighter. The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night."

The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way." The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him.

The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet to her and starts to explain the parrot's special talent.

Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night." He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells." The wife is absolutely amazed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead. With his curiosity aroused, the husband relocates the lighter as his wife suggested and the bird begins to sing - Chet's nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!

2007-12-12 10:14:37 · 22 answers · asked by Cathleen 2 in Jokes & Riddles

In making a movie of his life story?

2007-12-12 10:14:35 · 33 answers · asked by Dylanne 6 in Polls & Surveys

We give 2 in METAL TIN..

2007-12-12 10:14:29 · 18 answers · asked by tim b 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 10:14:28 · 58 answers · asked by ǝsɹnuʎxǝs 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 10:13:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 10:13:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...Double Edged??? Man how many cuts I had with those.

2007-12-12 10:13:29 · 4 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 10:13:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...Do you think I am a good singer?

Or do you think animals moan when they hear me???

have fun...I can take it

2007-12-12 10:12:53 · 17 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 10:12:47 · 18 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Who all thought this was going to be a dirty question??

Any way,

Every evening, around 5 until 9-ish, I'm exhausted. I just want to turn in and sleep all night. I try to have a nap but can't. Then, around 9, I'm fine and am awake, like it or not, until 2 or three in the morning. I'm so tired right now but I know, in a couple hours or so, I'll be wide awake, without any sleep in between.

2007-12-12 10:12:39 · 12 answers · asked by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 in Polls & Surveys

"Forehead."
I have a fever. =(

2007-12-12 10:10:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Are you coming to the office Christmas party tomorrow night?" the young man asked his colleague.

"Well" replied his friend "I'd like to but I'm afraid I've got to stay home. My pet will become very anxious if I stay out late."

"Pet?" replied the young man "I didn't know you'd got one. What is it?"

"A centipede."

"A centipede? That's unusual" But that's no problem. Why don't you bring him with you?"

The colleague agreed and the young man said he would collect him from his home.

On the following evening the young man knocked his colleagues door and found him pacing up and down the hallway in an impatient manner.

"Ready for the Christmas party?"

"No I'm not" he replied.

"What's the problem?"

"I've been dressed for absolutely ages and Percy's still not ready".

"Percy?"

"Yes, my centipede. For goodness sake Percy, hurry up. We'll be late for the party at this rate."

Percy did not respond.

After a few minutes the colleague called again, but this time he was extremely cross.

"We're fed up with waiting for you. If you don't come right away we're going without you."

"Oh shut up!" an extremely irritated centipede replied. "You know I always have trouble getting my boots on!"

2007-12-12 10:10:38 · 13 answers · asked by Cathleen 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-12 10:10:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

Im a cap born Jan 1st but i seem so out going and have so many charactericstics like a leo also im attracted to Leos. I have Leo in my moon sign is that strong enough to alter my personality

2007-12-12 10:10:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Is it true that Hannah Montana is coming back to the palace in michigan for a 2nd concert in january?

2007-12-12 10:09:49 · 6 answers · asked by Fireworks! 5 in Other - Entertainment