Entertainment & Music - 16 December 2007

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

2007-12-16 23:48:15 · 18 answers · asked by Say It Like You Mean It 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you think that speeding and redlight cameras are an invasion of privacy?

I mean in a state that has cameras everywhere already in the casinos and what not! I think that these people are over reacting about it. Like as if they are going to get caught cheating or with someone in their car that is not supposed to be. What do you think?

2007-12-16 23:40:39 · 15 answers · asked by Dave 4 in Polls & Surveys

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are you at peace with the devil in you?

2007-12-16 23:40:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you listening to any?

Christmas Records at the Moment ?

2007-12-16 23:39:51 · 24 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Polls & Surveys

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have u ever broken a bone?

i never have.....yet...lol

2007-12-16 23:38:32 · 22 answers · asked by Jessica's Bizzackup 3 in Polls & Surveys

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a daft joke for you guys - do you like it?

One day in the great forest, a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. "Because you are the only two animals I have ever seen", the frog said. "I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first."

The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."
Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.

For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish the bear was gay."

2007-12-16 23:38:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Is the weather outside really frightful and is the fire inside really delightful?

2007-12-16 23:38:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever NOT been allowed to be yourself?

Peace.

2007-12-16 23:37:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what are you having for breakfast?

2007-12-16 23:35:47 · 27 answers · asked by Jessica's Bizzackup 3 in Polls & Surveys

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joke... funny or not?

I hear that Tampax have just brought out a new tampon

it has tinsel, instead of string

but it's only available for the Christmas period

2007-12-16 23:34:43 · 29 answers · asked by Vinni and beer 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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answer this question if you are not afraid of truth?

what was the worst name you were called with and you felt it was true!

2007-12-16 23:34:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Poll! Please finish this line...?

Sometimes when you're near me, i can feel ................

2007-12-16 23:34:29 · 55 answers · asked by †100% Angel† 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you an emotional person or do you just let things roll off your back?

2007-12-16 23:34:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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if money was no object would you have plastic surgery?

if people don't like me the way i am they can take a hike. i've seen those before and after shows, no way would i put myself through that, it looks like torture, anyway i'm happy with myself and so is my husband

2007-12-16 23:33:57 · 17 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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I missed part of Survivor. Why are they giving the lunch lady $50K?

I like her.

2007-12-16 23:33:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

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Do you think that this next years election is going to be interesting?

I mean the outcome. Just because of Bush being in office for so long what will happen. I have been thinking that all the problems will go away but that is just a pipe dream!

2007-12-16 23:32:37 · 3 answers · asked by Dave 4 in Polls & Surveys

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can you keep a secret?

;)

2007-12-16 23:32:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Please sir, can i have some more?

What do you want more of?

2007-12-16 23:32:09 · 26 answers · asked by Monkster 3 in Polls & Surveys

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I was born on February 01 1985 at 18:45 in Dubrovnik, that is country Croatia, I would like to know?

is there somebody who likes me or love me, will I soon make love relationship. I am single now and I never had real realtionship. Will I get high educational degree in my future? If there is some professional psyhic or astrologer...
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
BEST REGARDS!

2007-12-16 23:31:34 · 3 answers · asked by KATE M85 3 in Horoscopes

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Will you remove me from your lists if you see me....?

...Pole Dancing wearing my Santa bikini??

If not, would you whistle, applause, ask for refund... what?

2007-12-16 23:31:18 · 18 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

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where is everybody this morning?

wheres the regulars?

2007-12-16 23:29:43 · 20 answers · asked by knowitall 4 in Polls & Surveys

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where is God?

Where is God?

A couple had two little boys who were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that an elder in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her sons. The elder agreed, but asked to see them separately.
So, the mother sent her youngest son first, in the morning. The elder, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response.So the elder repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the wide-eyed boy made no attempt to answer.

The elder raised his voice and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into a closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him hiding, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing, and they think WE did it!"

2007-12-16 23:26:58 · 8 answers · asked by Real Talk 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Can I get arrested for making naked snow angels?

2007-12-16 23:26:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys