Entertainment & Music - 16 December 2007

and are they interesting?

2007-12-16 00:13:03 · 21 answers · asked by Pompal 7 in Polls & Surveys

The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that he could recognize any animal’s skin by feeling it, and he could tell what caliber rifle was used to shoot it by locating the bullet hole.

This was a bit too much for the other customers, and soon a heated argument started. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and the bet was on. They blindfolded him and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced, "Springbok." Then he felt for the bullet hole and declared, "And it was shot with a .22 rifle."

He was right! The others could not believe it and the argument was even hotter than before. When someone suggested that he must have peeped, he said that he was prepared to do it again for another round. So they blindfolded him again, very thoroughly this time, and they brought a skin that someone happened to have in the trunk of his car.

He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Kalahari Lion." Fingering the bullet hole, he added, "The rifle was a .308."

He was right again! This only made the crowd more curious, and he had to prove his skills over and over again, every time winning a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, bombed out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. So he said to his wife, "Listen, I know I was drunk last night, but not too drunk to know that I didn’t get into a fight. So where did I get this black eye?"

His wife replied angrily, "From me!"

"What did I do?" he asked.

She replied, "You got into bed and put your hand inside my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and announced, 'Skunk, killed with an ax!'"

2007-12-16 00:13:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-16 00:12:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and die?

2007-12-16 00:11:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you have anything you'd like to tell me before I die?

Tick tock-tick tock-tick tock xx

2007-12-16 00:11:06 · 20 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 00:09:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

Hi all...

I seem to remember a few years ago that there was a documentary video about the areas covered by the lovely BBC R4 Shipping Forecast.

Does any one have any further info on this as despite my best attempts on Google, I cannot find out even what it was called, never mind how to get hold of a copy !!

2007-12-16 00:07:25 · 2 answers · asked by ghost123uk 2 in Radio

2007-12-16 00:07:21 · 36 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 00:07:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do you think..

I think they are absolutely unfair.. They would prove it by deleting this question : )

2007-12-16 00:07:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Y!A wants to put this question in Education & Reference > Other - Education
LOL

2007-12-16 00:06:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can you finish the sentence?

Its a sauce.. Very hot.. I dont want you to name the brand, but what sauce it is ; P

2007-12-16 00:05:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Won't that make the pages stick together?

2007-12-16 00:05:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

An American is walking down the street in London on a windy day.

A woman is walking down the street toward him when suddenly the wind blows her dress up. Astonishingly, she is not wearing undies.

The American, trying to sound as English as possible, says to her, "A bit airy, isn't it?"

The woman scowls and replies angrily, "What did you expect, feathers?"

2007-12-16 00:04:38 · 13 answers · asked by I Am AMIK 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine are

silverchair
butterfly effect
a perfect cirlce
fall out boy
marilyn manson

2007-12-16 00:04:04 · 14 answers · asked by ஐButterfly Effectஐ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Gimme some good movies, preferably like Heat or Goodfellas
Romance - You've Got Mail and The Notebook
Others - Half Nelson, American History X, Good Will Hunting, Shawshank Remdemption etc.
Or any kind, jusst has to be good.....
Thanks

2007-12-16 00:03:17 · 8 answers · asked by skepty 3 in Movies

2007-12-16 00:03:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know that C major is CDEFG and D minor is DEFGA(not sure)..but i cant seem to figure out the rest..can any1 help?

f minor:
Bb major:
g minor:
c minor:
a minor:
A major:
Eb major:
D major:
d minor:

and if you know any site that can help me visualize these would be great!
Thank You SO much for your time! =)))
Happy Holidays!

2007-12-16 00:02:36 · 2 answers · asked by Electra 2 in Classical

2007-12-16 00:02:33 · 24 answers · asked by Huh 5 in Polls & Surveys

Jenny awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.She went downstairs looking for him. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She saw tears rolling from his eyes as he sipped his coffee.

"What's the matter with you, my dear? Why are you down here at this time of the night?" she asked.
"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
"Yes, I do," she replied.
"Do you remember when your father caught us while dating?"
"Yes, I do remember," she replied.
"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?"
"Yes, I do," she said, getting a little teary- eyed herself at his fond recollection.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know... I would have been released today."

2007-12-16 00:01:59 · 17 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-16 00:00:50 · 16 answers · asked by barbwire 7 in Polls & Surveys

My god what poor chap deserves a woman like that, she is a dominatrix(I'd give it a go though)

She is so self confident it's annoying!

2007-12-16 00:00:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television