Entertainment & Music - 16 December 2007

What is 69 divided by 2?

2007-12-16 02:19:02 · 31 answers · asked by Hi, im confused 1 in Polls & Surveys

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland addressed the priest beside her. "Father, may I ask a favor of you?" "Of course. What can I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive! electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The customs officer asked, "Father, do you have any! thing to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare," the priest responded.
The officer thought this answer strange, so he asked,
"And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on
a woman, but which is, to date, unused." The officer laughed and said, go ahead,next

2007-12-16 02:18:07 · 4 answers · asked by cocosolo 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Or any other dish that you make special for this time of the year?

2007-12-16 02:16:06 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 02:15:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Were you born in September in the North? I wonder if there are more Winter conceptions than Summer ones.

2007-12-16 02:15:27 · 11 answers · asked by seadog 5 in Polls & Surveys

i want download something to watch,like romantic comedy.But dont know lots of movies.Like wedding date or object of my affection.Anyone remember anything?

2007-12-16 02:14:36 · 17 answers · asked by natasha w 1 in Movies

I hate when a good thing comes to an end . My kids dont like Darby , and I have to agree. Where is Chris in the movie . Replaced by a girl that is completely does not fit in with the stuffed animals and their acting within the storie. Chris used his imagination to interact with the animals ,she is just hanging out with them like they were real and not toys . Who is darby and why is she in the movie ?

2007-12-16 02:14:33 · 2 answers · asked by bob w 1 in Movies

Need to buy a christmas present. thanks.

2007-12-16 02:14:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in R&B & Soul

2007-12-16 02:13:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Classical

Mid 80's film, Super Mario Bros 3 first relased, Regular Nintendo Power Glove

2007-12-16 02:09:57 · 6 answers · asked by squiirrely 1 in Movies

may be the next Jason Bourne movie?

1) The Bourne Betrayal
2) The Bourne Directive
3) The Bourne Legacy

2007-12-16 02:08:34 · 10 answers · asked by Spartacus! 7 in Movies

...mine is diving off from a rock in the middle of WAIMEA BAY,
then, I thought it was a 100' high, today it's still 12'...hmmm.

2007-12-16 02:07:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 02:06:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Because mines or cookie and cream and now i want to know whats y'all and can you guys and girls give me a star if y'all think that my question is very interesting and i just wanted to say thanks sooooooooooooo much to all of you guys that answer my question and give me a star and good luck with y'all answers guys love y'all girl Moe-moe and happy holidays!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-16 02:05:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 02:05:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

also what does it mean when a instrument is in a certain key, for ex. alto sax is in the key of eb, what does that mean?

2007-12-16 02:05:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jazz

Old woman goes into her local supermarket where a young girls is serving at the counter, and say's "Can I have 36 tins of cat food please"

The girls reply's " You must have a lot of cats"

To which the old woman says "Oh no,there for my husbands sandwiches, I use the cat food as a paste for the bread"

The girls reply's " That will kill him madam!"

"Oh no, its okay I read it in a book" Said the old woman.

So off she goes with her cat food only to return one week later, where the same young girl was serving again.

The girl asks "How may tins of cat food today"

"None, my husbands dead" said the old woman.

The girl is stunned and say's "I told you that you would kill him feeding him that stuff"

The old lady said " He did not die from that"

"What was the cause of death then" asked the girl

And the old lady replied "Oh, he broke his neck when trying to lick his backside"

2007-12-16 02:05:38 · 24 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Anyone seen this movie? can someone give me some points on how theres an illusion concept vs a realistic concept

2007-12-16 02:04:59 · 2 answers · asked by olympic_y2k8 2 in Movies

2007-12-16 02:04:22 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at hospital.

He turns up two days later with empty jar.

Nurse asks why no sample?

He says sorry but i tried with my right hand,then with my left!

Then my wife tried with both hands! Then with her mouth,first with her teeth in, then with them out.

Then we got Ethel from next door to try! but it was no good we just couldn't get the lid off the jar!!!

2007-12-16 02:02:19 · 16 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-16 02:02:06 · 14 answers · asked by noname 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 02:00:11 · 21 answers · asked by Sydney 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 01:59:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-12-16 01:58:59 · 9 answers · asked by mjo740 1 in Polls & Surveys

the song grocer jack

2007-12-16 01:58:40 · 8 answers · asked by chynablue 4 in Other - Music

I'm in two minds about it so I thought I'd let the lovely people at Yahoo Answers decide for me. What do you all think?

2007-12-16 01:58:13 · 26 answers · asked by Neesa 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 01:57:16 · 14 answers · asked by Sparkle♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

For me, John Mellencamp is from the town just south of me and NASCAR jerk Tony Stewart is in the same town as I am.

Ones from within about 30 minutes of me would include David Letterman, Jane Pauley, Kenneth (Babyface) Edmonds, and Kurt Vonnegut, among others.

What about you?

2007-12-16 01:57:10 · 12 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

now - Morissey, Oscar Wilde, Che Guevara ,Jack Kerouac,

when I was seven years old - Vanilla Ice and Michaelangelo from teenage mutant hero turtles *cringe*

2007-12-16 01:56:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

go tell your mate / husband or wife ..... exactly how much you really love them, appreciate them, and how thankful you are to have then around .....for life is far too short & there is nothing written in stone as to how long you will have together .....

be good to yourself as well as others .... go lend a helping hand to someone today ..... give them a huge smile ( for they are free ) ..... spread the sunshine to those less fortunate .....

peace to all of you great people ..... & always remember ......

YOU ARE MOST IMPORTANT TO ME ..............


sincerely, jerry hamilton aka poet man .... =)
54 year old, happy / romantic poet

2007-12-16 01:56:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys