A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland addressed the priest beside her. "Father, may I ask a favor of you?" "Of course. What can I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive! electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The customs officer asked, "Father, do you have any! thing to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare," the priest responded.
The officer thought this answer strange, so he asked,
"And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on
a woman, but which is, to date, unused." The officer laughed and said, go ahead,next
2007-12-16 02:18:07 · 4 answers · asked by cocosolo 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, never heard it, not bad.
2007-12-16 02:34:17 · answer #1 · answered by Ezz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it before but it is still funny lol.
2007-12-16 10:24:40 · answer #2 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-16 11:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by just wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...star.
2007-12-16 10:50:53 · answer #4 · answered by layanne1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋