95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at hospital.
He turns up two days later with empty jar.
Nurse asks why no sample?
He says sorry but i tried with my right hand,then with my left!
Then my wife tried with both hands! Then with her mouth,first with her teeth in, then with them out.
Then we got Ethel from next door to try! but it was no good we just couldn't get the lid off the jar!!!
2007-12-16 02:02:19 · 16 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent joke!It takes you in a completely wrong path ,then BAM!!Very funny!!!
2007-12-16 02:08:17 · answer #1 · answered by Stomper69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i was like wow thats rude at first until i found out it was the jar haha.
2007-12-16 02:11:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha worth a star
2007-12-16 05:31:23 · answer #3 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loll hahahaaaa !
2007-12-16 02:37:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-16 03:03:15 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, pretty good.
2007-12-16 02:06:47 · answer #6 · answered by Ezz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....worth a star
2007-12-16 02:13:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2007-12-16 02:29:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-12-16 02:28:31 · answer #9 · answered by lanyon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that was funny!
STAR!!
2007-12-16 02:10:38 · answer #10 · answered by amanda:] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋