One day in the great forest, a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. "Because you are the only two animals I have ever seen", the frog said. "I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first."
The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."
Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish the bear was gay."
2007-12-16 23:38:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is my single most favourite joke in the world ever!!!
2007-12-16 23:46:17 · answer #1 · answered by liquorice coloured glasses 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super great best joke I ever heard hahaahahhahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahah
2007-12-17 01:37:19 · answer #2 · answered by willywonker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha..... Stupid bear!
2007-12-16 23:45:21 · answer #3 · answered by holly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao dat was good i'll give dat a 7. catch ya lata
2007-12-16 23:44:25 · answer #4 · answered by Kristina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nyahaha! stupid bear!
2007-12-17 00:04:14 · answer #5 · answered by aydee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great =D
2007-12-16 23:57:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it b4....but still funny :D
2007-12-17 01:05:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loool very nice, better then i thought it would be
2007-12-16 23:42:45 · answer #8 · answered by AJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH U R GETTIN A STARRR
2007-12-16 23:57:26 · answer #9 · answered by Your A DWARF ON STILTS!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!! that is AWESOME!!!! very, very good! i like it, alot. thats gonna keep my spirits up for the rest of the day. thanks!
2007-12-16 23:41:20 · answer #10 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋