A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for an unusual gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols.
He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much of a singer. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cigarette lighter. The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night."
The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way." The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him.
The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet to her and starts to explain the parrot's special talent.
Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night." He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells." The wife is absolutely amazed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead. With his curiosity aroused, the husband relocates the lighter as his wife suggested and the bird begins to sing - Chet's nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!
2007-12-12 10:14:37 · 22 answers · asked by Cathleen 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your nut`s .lol
2007-12-12 16:34:29 · answer #1 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but why do you have to use a damn lighter of all things? I won't be surprised if you get all the animal lovers yelling at you for this one. Good joke though, bad way of making the bird sing. I wonder what you'd sing if I held a flame under your a**
2007-12-12 10:21:30 · answer #2 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pitiful
2007-12-12 10:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ramblin R 9/10 keep 'em coming.
2016-05-23 07:01:11 · answer #4 · answered by lindsay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! You're awesome tonight Cathleen! Keep 'em coming. *star*
2007-12-12 11:26:03 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw it coming (I love Christmas carols) but it still made me laugh!
2007-12-12 10:32:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, hilarious hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-12 13:27:40 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha... amazing!
a star 4 u!
2007-12-12 10:21:59 · answer #8 · answered by aero chicka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur just keeping the jokes rolling aren't you? FUNNY STUFF! =D
2007-12-12 10:16:54 · answer #9 · answered by pinkmonkey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
want a job on the TV.?
2007-12-12 11:47:06 · answer #10 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. That's good.
2007-12-12 10:17:06 · answer #11 · answered by Nastizzy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋