Entertainment & Music - 12 December 2007

I just changed my pic from a black and white hand peace sign to the one I have now, but do you recognize my name E. Von Dahl?

2007-12-12 10:55:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are you glad they're pierced?

2007-12-12 10:55:40 · 34 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of their wives. The Canadian says, "You know my wife must be the most stupid woman in the world. She went to a supermarket sale and bought $900 worth of meat, and we don't even have a freezer! The Scotsman says, "That's nothing! My wife went out last week and bought a brand new $30,000 car, and she can't even drive! Not to be out done, the Aussie says, "My wife is a lot dumber than that! Last week she left for a two week holiday
in Paris and I saw her pack 20 condoms! Hell, she doesn't even have a penis!"

2007-12-12 10:55:33 · 4 answers · asked by JC 3 in Jokes & Riddles

the other day I was helping this girl out practice some cheerleading moves and this one move she accidenatlly kicked me in the nuts. i know it wasnt a purpose and she said she was sorry but she couldnt stop laughing at thought the whole incident was so cute.
has anyone else ever been in this situatin. what happened and how did you deal with it.

2007-12-12 10:53:47 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for me it would be superstar and close to you Karen Carpenter had such a beautiful voice. whats ur favorite???

2007-12-12 10:53:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

I posted yesterday a question on Yahoo Answers but no one said they had heard the track I was referring to. So I decided i'd upload a clip of it. It's from Willie Nelson's album "Yesterday's Wine".

Here is the url:
http://home.comcast.net/~inspiration100/Willie%20Nelson%20-%20question.wav

Can someone try to explain what the heck this is talking about? I am trying to figure out if this is talking about Christ or some other religion? Was Willie on weed when he wrote this?

What does he mean "under the same sign twice" and "I have been selected as the most likely candidate"?

Thank (for a second time!)

2007-12-12 10:53:10 · 5 answers · asked by Joseph C 2 in Country

I can't decide help me out here.

2007-12-12 10:52:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 10:52:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their ***
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

2007-12-12 10:52:39 · 20 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

which phrase do you prefer when describing a big load?

would it be too boring just to use the phrase big load?

for example "I have a sh*t load of rum in my coke right now"

2007-12-12 10:52:04 · 43 answers · asked by Wish 4 in Polls & Surveys

An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so they
decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was
wrong with them.

When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about
the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple
out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to
start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The
couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair
and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"

He replied, "To the kitchen."

She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

He replied, "Sure."

She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can
remember it?"

He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You
had better write that down 'cause I know you'll forget that."

He said, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries."

She replied, "Well, I'd also like whipped cream on top. I know you'll
forget that so you'd better write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down!
I can remember that." He then went fuming into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a
plate of bacon and eggs.

She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forgot my toast."

2007-12-12 10:52:01 · 6 answers · asked by JC 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-12 10:51:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is wrong with all of these young-ens?

2007-12-12 10:51:02 · 41 answers · asked by Big momma panties! 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 10:48:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who is like jacked with a lot of muscle??

2007-12-12 10:48:48 · 39 answers · asked by Silent Drippz 5 in Polls & Surveys

Would you rather be born on x-mas or easter? Why?

2007-12-12 10:47:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 10:47:39 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The pre-teens and teenagers come on and post their pictures up, asking if they are pretty, cute, or hot?

Does it annoy anyone else? Don't they have to clean their room or do homework or something?

2007-12-12 10:46:57 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

right now, dinner is reallly smelling delicious right now!

2007-12-12 10:46:03 · 43 answers · asked by inlovewithlife08 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine was attending+helping at the Variety Chrsitmas concert in Sydney for kids(handicapped+disabilities+under privelleged).They are amazing.

2007-12-12 10:45:45 · 6 answers · asked by shrebee 7 in Polls & Surveys

...your parents use to tell you???

My mom said every time I told a lie a black star shot to Heaven. In Iowa on those stormy nights the sky all black, i use to think it was from my lies!!!!!

2007-12-12 10:45:17 · 13 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 10:42:15 · 1 answers · asked by music4life 1 in Polls & Surveys

what songs would you put on a mix cd strictly used for driving down the road whether you are just cruising or hot rodding?

2007-12-12 10:41:25 · 11 answers · asked by Bend Them Strings 6 in Rock and Pop

cried?

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2007-12-12 10:41:09 · 13 answers · asked by § § uɐʎɹ § § 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 10:40:58 · 58 answers · asked by Silent Drippz 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 10:40:31 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Every once in a while, I feel this way. Wondering who else might be

2007-12-12 10:40:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Opinions?

2007-12-12 10:40:15 · 8 answers · asked by cats 7 in Reality Television

someone continually whistles the same tune over and over while you are trying to concentrate?

2007-12-12 10:39:53 · 29 answers · asked by Wish 4 in Polls & Surveys

(This will test out people's knowledge of grammar, hehe)

2007-12-12 10:39:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys