teacher: there are 3 crows on a fence. 1 gets shot how many are left?
student: none
teacher: maybe u misheard me, i said there are 3 crows and 1 gets shot
student: i know,but i one gets shot the other ones will fly away
teacher: thats not right, but i like the way you think
student: heres one for u, 3 woman are in an ice cream parlor, one is licking her icecream, one is biting her ice cream and one is sucking her icecream
student: so here is the question which one is married
teacher: the one sucking her ice cream
student: actually the one with the wedding ring but i like the way u think
is this funny i got it in an email
2007-12-12
11:36:36
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