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teacher: there are 3 crows on a fence. 1 gets shot how many are left?

student: none

teacher: maybe u misheard me, i said there are 3 crows and 1 gets shot

student: i know,but i one gets shot the other ones will fly away

teacher: thats not right, but i like the way you think

student: heres one for u, 3 woman are in an ice cream parlor, one is licking her icecream, one is biting her ice cream and one is sucking her icecream

student: so here is the question which one is married

teacher: the one sucking her ice cream

student: actually the one with the wedding ring but i like the way u think

is this funny i got it in an email

2007-12-12 11:36:36 · 8 answers · asked by anon 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

happy girl sorry if this was posted before it wasn't by me though

2007-12-12 12:41:30 · update #1

8 answers

Funny! 10!

2007-12-12 13:10:10 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

I think it's funny, but I have an immature sense of humour.
I've heard the first part of that joke before, but not with that added part of the women with ice cream, and the teacher student bit.

2007-12-12 11:42:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Always funny.

2007-12-12 11:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 0 0

the one with the...no. (kidding)--I didnt laugh out loud if that's what you mean..decent joke though

2007-12-12 11:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by David 2 · 0 0

i guess thats funny

2007-12-12 13:24:50 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

either you or someone lese posted this the other day.

2007-12-12 11:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0 0

i HEARD DiS ONE EXCEPT THEY USED APPlES =]

2007-12-12 11:41:42 · answer #7 · answered by love 1 · 0 0

pretty smart kid if you ask me

2007-12-12 11:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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