Entertainment & Music - 12 December 2007

2007-12-12 00:23:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-12-12 00:23:13 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was once a great actor, who had a problem. He could no longer remember his lines. Finally after many years he finds a theater where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line, you must walk on to the stage carrying a rose, you must hold the rose with just one finger and your thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line, 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'" The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he's practicing his line over and over again. Finally the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and with great passion delivered the line; "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress." The theater erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming! "You fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!" The actor was bewildered, "What happened? Did I forget my line?" he asked. "No, you idiot!" the director screamed, "You forgot the rose!"

2007-12-12 00:21:08 · 11 answers · asked by Viva Life 2 in Jokes & Riddles

nearly there,teenagers are tricky !!

2007-12-12 00:20:21 · 29 answers · asked by seaview 6 in Polls & Surveys

Though I'm sure it changes in waves, which group of fans here do you think use the board more?

My gut reaction is the rock fans. I see few straight-up pop music questions being asked.

I guess most of them are on the general music board.

2007-12-12 00:18:54 · 14 answers · asked by Fonzie T 7 in Rock and Pop

2007-12-12 00:18:45 · 23 answers · asked by King of Biscuits 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 00:18:04 · 4 answers · asked by Carly 1 in Celebrities

2007-12-12 00:17:29 · 20 answers · asked by shez_a_maneater 3 in Polls & Surveys

descriptions on wine bottles?
We were having a laugh today about some of the wording when describing the taste. I didn't know there were so many flavours in wine from citrus notes to chocolate finishes and hints of oak...etc.etc...

2007-12-12 00:16:09 · 9 answers · asked by **amber** 4 in Polls & Surveys

to the personality of dirt?


I need this for school... thanks.

2007-12-12 00:15:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55
mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at
him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years,
but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60
mph.

She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of
it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
and he's a much better lover than you."

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his
anger increases.

She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up,
and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids, too."

The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's
up to 80 mph.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the
credit cards, too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward
a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything
you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."

She asks, "What's that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
"I've got the airbag!"

2007-12-12 00:13:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

this morning on my way into work, someone almost crashed into me on the expressway because of people gawking at a work crew 100ft off the road. Shouldnt it be a felony to gawk? Or at least be a justified road rage scenario.

2007-12-12 00:12:52 · 12 answers · asked by Rick R , Super Duper Samurai 侍 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 00:12:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Classical

would you hold back your feelings for fear of rejection?

And

What's Your Sign?

2007-12-12 00:11:03 · 47 answers · asked by #1 Girl -She's Bittersweet- 6 in Horoscopes

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "I wish I had your will power."

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying.

2007-12-12 00:10:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I miss that show - John McBain is so lame compared to that hot sexy vampire h once was. Sam from GH and him were so so hot together!

2007-12-12 00:09:03 · 13 answers · asked by kittycat 2 in Soap Operas

Just want to say "Thank you to my contacts and everyone else who has a sense of humor!"
Peace.

2007-12-12 00:07:10 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One had a fox I do believe and the family lived in a cave i believe and the fox and his friend would go out and make the family worry about where he was. The other is about bears the cubs were worried about christmas trying to keep their mom from hibranating and they cubs would go to the rangers home and he would tell them stories.

2007-12-12 00:06:54 · 1 answers · asked by themilhouseman 2 in Other - Television

2007-12-12 00:03:58 · 27 answers · asked by Eliza D 6 in Polls & Surveys

i need to find out who plays the music for this song or even if there are any words that go with this song. it is the theme tune that is on hovis bread i found the video on a site but no mention of what the song is called i would be very gratefull of any help its of advert
(Hovis Advert Bread to t'top ot hill )

2007-12-12 00:03:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

~have a boss who was mean,knew what he was doing,and payed you what you were suppose to be payed or
~have a boss who was nice,did not know what he was doing and payed u below what you were suppose to be payed

2007-12-12 00:03:45 · 24 answers · asked by *Alyssa* 4 in Polls & Surveys

...cod liver oil on the rocks???

Would you drink it to not offend her, or what??

2007-12-12 00:03:41 · 18 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

"Will you marry me?" Really means....
"Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."

"Go ask your mother." Really means....
"I am incapable of making a decision."

"I do help around the house." Really means....
"I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." Really means....
"And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I can't find it." Really means....
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?" Really means....
"What did you catch me at?"

"She's one of those rabid feminists." Really means....
"She refused to make my coffee."

"I heard you." Really means....
"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You know I could never love anyone else." Really means....
"I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"You look terrific." Really means....
"Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I brought you a present." Really means....
"It was free ice scraper night at the ball game."

"I missed you." Really means....
"I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Really means....
"No one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework." Really means....
"I make the messes, she cleans them up."

"Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful." Really means....
"Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?"

"It sure snowed last night." Really means...
"I suppose you're going to nag me about shoveling the walk now."

"I don't need to read the instructions." Really means....
"I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

"I'll take you to a fancy restaurant." Really means....
"This time we won't use the drive-thru window."

2007-12-12 00:03:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

"I don't care what color you paint the kitchen." Really means....
"As long as it's not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, lavender, gray, mauve, black, turquoise or any other color besides white."

"It's a guy thing." Really means....
There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?" Really means....
"Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really mean....
Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling.

"Good idea." Really means....
"It'll never work. And I'll spend the rest of the day gloating."

"Have you lost weight?" Really means....
"I've just spent our last $30 on a cordless drill."

"My wife doesn't understand me." Really means....
"She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."

"It would take too long to explain." Really means....
"I have no idea how it works."

"I'm getting more exercise lately." Really means....
"The batteries in the remote are dead."

"I got a lot done." Really means....
"I found 'Waldo' in almost every picture."

"We're going to be late." Really means....
"Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"You cook just like my mother used to." Really means....
"She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means....
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear." Really means....
"Are you still talking?"

"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." Really means....
"I forgot our anniversary again."

"You expect too much of me." Really means....
"You want me to stay awake."

"It's a really good movie." Really means....
"It's got guns, knives, fast cars."

"That's women's work." Really means....
"It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

2007-12-12 00:01:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

And then fell into number 2?

or mabe you threw a banana peel on the ground just as someone was walking by?

2007-12-12 00:00:31 · 20 answers · asked by katie 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 00:00:24 · 7 answers · asked by Carly 1 in Celebrities