Entertainment & Music - 12 December 2007

I do sometimes, can't help it in some cases.

2007-12-12 02:53:20 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or blow it in a tissue??

2007-12-12 02:52:07 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful! What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:"

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". . .and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable!" said the judge. To the second boy the judge said," And you, how did you do?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?" "Well, I used a similar approach. I drew two circles...

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". . .and said (pointing to the small circle) 'this is your asshole before prison. . . .

What a woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon,

You and I need to clean up,

Your stuff is lying on the floor

and you'll have no clothes to wear,

if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW





Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression. Mourning as if it were only yesterday, her daughter constantly calls her and urges her to get back into the world. Finally, Sadie agrees to go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we know what that means. One room and the normal follow up to that. Their first night there she undresses. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks "Why the panties?" She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky that night.

The following night it's the same scenario. Her standing with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom. She looks at him and asks, "What's with this... a black condom?" He replies, "I'm going to offer my condolences."

2007-12-12 02:51:52 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I dunno.

2007-12-12 02:51:41 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Would you vote for him? Opinons?

2007-12-12 02:51:38 · 14 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

was there ever anyone better?

2007-12-12 02:51:11 · 6 answers · asked by Sweet Judy 7 in Movies

What comes to your mind first?

2007-12-12 02:49:50 · 17 answers · asked by *I'm the Best...I Deed It!* 6 in Polls & Surveys

Don't you hate all these people who think they know about rap and hip hop.. they dont understand that rap is something you do and hip hop is something you live...
For example lil jon and sulja boy NOT hip hop
They are a disgrace to the hip hop community ... It's cool to listen to them if you like that ishhh , nothing against them Make the money.
Masta ace, Del..... is Hip hop!!
Learn to separate the two....

2007-12-12 02:49:37 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Rap and Hip-Hop

2007-12-12 02:46:15 · 13 answers · asked by bernman101 6 in Polls & Surveys

Like to get to know on a whole other level?

2007-12-12 02:46:07 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 02:45:43 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1 Q: Why did the King go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned.

2 Q: What do you call a three legged donkey?
A: A wonkey.

3 Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!

4 Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk.

5 Q: why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.

6 Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white?
A: A zebra caught in a revolving door.

7 Q: What do dogs eat at the cinema?
A: Pup-corn!

8 Q: What's a snakes favourite subject in class?
A: Hissssstory.

9 Q: Why do monkeys have big noses?
A: Because they've got big fingers.

10 Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: a bulldozer!

2007-12-12 02:45:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-12 02:44:46 · 62 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 02:44:19 · 7 answers · asked by Junior 2 in Polls & Surveys

Last Valentine's Day (yes, the day created by Hallmark to simultaneously increase the number of divorces, suicides, and bedroom romps all at once) I created a CD of songs that described the way I felt about my wife. One of those songs just popped up on my iPod, and it occured to me that it was probably the best "dedication song" I'd ever heard. Anyway, that brings me to propose the question, if your significant other or just a potential suitor dedicated a song to you, what would you like it to be?

2007-12-12 02:44:03 · 22 answers · asked by Mike AKA Mike 5 in Rock and Pop

to keep you nice and cozy?

2007-12-12 02:42:56 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That is pretty much the only place I listen to the radio.

2007-12-12 02:42:38 · 35 answers · asked by bernman101 6 in Polls & Surveys

be a famous actor, athlete, or musician/singer? Why one over another?

2007-12-12 02:42:12 · 11 answers · asked by Carpe DM™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 02:42:07 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 02:41:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

2007-12-12 02:41:03 · 24 answers · asked by HD 1 in Jokes & Riddles

=( i have to go to a boring meeting in an hour or so.....blahh

2007-12-12 02:40:31 · 27 answers · asked by New York Chic 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 02:40:20 · 22 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'm a life long democrat

2007-12-12 02:40:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

curious, that's all ladies ... thanks

jerry aka poet man

2007-12-12 02:39:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 02:38:59 · 26 answers · asked by Jenblossom 6 in Polls & Surveys

If so how fast were you going? What was the speed limit? What was the outcome?

I got a ticket for driving 47 in a 30. When the officer found out I worked for the city he wrote warning on the ticket and let me go...nice.

2007-12-12 02:38:02 · 35 answers · asked by вσуѕяυѕтιмєѕ3 7 in Polls & Surveys

And Why do Hot guys/girls look just as good broke??

2007-12-12 02:37:24 · 12 answers · asked by Jen Yo 5 in Polls & Surveys

zzzzzzzzzzz..

2007-12-12 02:36:53 · 18 answers · asked by That Girl 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 02:36:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys