Entertainment & Music - 12 December 2007

Give me a website or the speech itself...

2007-12-12 23:36:34 · 2 answers · asked by ANSHUL 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you want to live up to the ideals of the fat guy in the red suit? jolly. generous. giving. etc.? Is he a role model?

2007-12-12 23:34:53 · 18 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 23:34:05 · 16 answers · asked by tulip 4 in Polls & Surveys

Any takers?????? xxxxxxxxx

2007-12-12 23:33:48 · 8 answers · asked by Emotional Beast V 2 in Polls & Surveys

i have'nt felt myself for days, could be the weather

2007-12-12 23:33:23 · 14 answers · asked by shergal farkey 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 23:32:21 · 11 answers · asked by Kristy 4 in Polls & Surveys

she must be famous, they wrote a song about her

2007-12-12 23:31:48 · 8 answers · asked by shergal farkey 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you prefer to be addressed formally or informally?

2007-12-12 23:31:42 · 15 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

Maybe start pulling the sleigh himself for a little exercise? And stop eating all those cookies and drinking milk at everyone's houses? How about you just leave him some water and fruit this year to help him lose some weight? What do you think?

2007-12-12 23:28:05 · 20 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

I would like everyone to leave out healthy snacks for santa this year. He is morbidly obese and is a walking heart attack. We need to help in slim down.
Put ur xmas tree as far away from the chimney as possible so he has to walk further with that big sack of his.
Give him skimmed milk instead of full fat or even better give him water.
And for the sake of xmas stop giving the man artery blocking mince pies.
NOW WHOS WITH ME????

2007-12-12 23:27:16 · 13 answers · asked by ollieoops 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 23:26:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

All he has on his mind are ho, ho, hoes?

Is it safe to let him into our homes?

2007-12-12 23:25:53 · 7 answers · asked by Emotional Beast V 2 in Polls & Surveys

Especially if you have large collections of normal DVD's?

2007-12-12 23:24:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Even on important issues?

2007-12-12 23:23:34 · 35 answers · asked by Alright 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 23:23:28 · 10 answers · asked by Katniss 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 23:21:07 · 17 answers · asked by Katniss 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 23:20:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

anyone in the face?

(I need to know if my hand will be in great pain afterwards...)

2007-12-12 23:20:09 · 30 answers · asked by Night Mare 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 23:19:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

MAde me a toasted cheese sandwich, but the cheese wasnt melted the whole way through, so today to get the b1tch back.
I hid 2 kilos of coke under mattress and rang the police!

It was so funny.... as they dragged her away i shouted (in a policeman voice) Shes resisting arrest!!! And they bet the snot out of her!

She is gonna go down for about 6-8 years for possesion and intent to sell.

Did i over react? I feel kinda responsible.

2007-12-12 23:19:39 · 27 answers · asked by Emotional Beast V 2 in Polls & Surveys

yes or no
if yes why

2007-12-12 23:18:04 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 23:17:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-12 23:17:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 23:13:09 · 18 answers · asked by Emotional Beast V 2 in Polls & Surveys

If your american i just said 'Pants up, or Pants down'

2007-12-12 23:11:28 · 11 answers · asked by Emotional Beast V 2 in Polls & Surveys

Before you go out getting sloppy drunk and start phoning every friend, family, relative, or random person you can come across - there are a few rules you must know. Etiquette is very important, especially when drunk dialing.
1. Only drunk dial when you’re drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.
2. It’s okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don’t remember it, it didn’t happen.
3. If you’re going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. “Mom I’m in McDonald’s and they’re playing our song. I love you.”
4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn’t want to hear raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to get bent over?
5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friends can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, or even weeks to come.
6. Drunk texting is OK, but only if you’re prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you sober up.
7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they ever had, and everything they know they learned from you. This way you can all sleep well at night.
8. You can also call this same ex and let them know, that you know, that they still love you. Then explain that I would still love me too!
9. If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.
10. It’s always a good idea to sing on someone’s answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.
11. Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted, or dirty and sex crazed… Never angry.
12. Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They’re usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that “you have a problem”.
13. If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.
14. Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is a bad thing which usually leads to angry dialing.
15. If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend’s. It’s karma.

2007-12-12 23:10:46 · 9 answers · asked by Jake5282 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-12 23:10:40 · 17 answers · asked by Untold 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-12 23:10:23 · 39 answers · asked by Kristy 4 in Polls & Surveys

The musical one, please!

Thank you very much.

2007-12-12 23:08:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

when your question or your answer was deeply and serious?

sometimes i get sad....

2007-12-12 23:06:52 · 11 answers · asked by ALEXANDRA-MARIA S 3 in Polls & Surveys