2007-12-12 23:10:40 · 17 answers · asked by Untold 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yeah, my cat. I stroke her and she sticks her bum in my face. I throw her off (because 'bum in face' isn't pleasant) and she runs back and forces her way back onto my lap =\ And then sticks her backside in my face again! And as she poddles and purrs I can see her bum hole 'winking' at me...!
2007-12-12 23:19:49 · answer #1 · answered by .єmιlч. .ωєmιlч. ~♥~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Squirrels.
The grey bloody Yank ones, not the reds.
Little beady eyes, and that fecking tail that just won't stop moving...
They're up to something, I know it.
And they think their so damn clever, managing to get to the peanuts that I put out for the birds. No matter how complicated I make it for them, put the nut holder on poles, bits of string, springs, etc. the little bastards are still there in the morning, feeding away, taunting me.
Well, bloody nutkins, wait till you pull pull the pin out of the latest contraption I've put together for you..
BOOOOOOOOOM.
2007-12-13 07:18:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sheep. One had the cheek to stamp his foot and glare at me in a threatning and intimdating way when I was simply walking past it.
2007-12-13 07:20:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not to mention lobsters, giving it the big red when they're in the pot.
2007-12-13 07:21:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cows can feck off and all.
2007-12-13 07:15:31 · answer #5 · answered by ross x 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your the first here to make me laugh out loud.
2007-12-13 07:18:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Geese.
2007-12-13 07:18:30 · answer #7 · answered by not_prfikt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sheep, they can't pull the wool over my eyes.
2007-12-13 07:14:10 · answer #8 · answered by elizadushku 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
effing horses, giving it all that neigh neigh swishy tail bollox! yeah whatever! horse face! trotting around like their sh!t don't stink.
2007-12-13 07:16:56 · answer #9 · answered by Smoochy Poochy 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Elephants. Nosey lil fu**ers!
2007-12-13 07:15:57 · answer #10 · answered by Freckles2 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋