Before you go out getting sloppy drunk and start phoning every friend, family, relative, or random person you can come across - there are a few rules you must know. Etiquette is very important, especially when drunk dialing.
1. Only drunk dial when you’re drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.
2. It’s okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don’t remember it, it didn’t happen.
3. If you’re going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. “Mom I’m in McDonald’s and they’re playing our song. I love you.”
4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn’t want to hear raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to get bent over?
5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friends can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, or even weeks to come.
6. Drunk texting is OK, but only if you’re prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you sober up.
7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they ever had, and everything they know they learned from you. This way you can all sleep well at night.
8. You can also call this same ex and let them know, that you know, that they still love you. Then explain that I would still love me too!
9. If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.
10. It’s always a good idea to sing on someone’s answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.
11. Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted, or dirty and sex crazed… Never angry.
12. Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They’re usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that “you have a problem”.
13. If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.
14. Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is a bad thing which usually leads to angry dialing.
15. If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend’s. It’s karma.
2007-12-12 23:10:46 · 9 answers · asked by Jake5282 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I sent this one to some drunk dialers, along with your phone number!! lol
2007-12-13 21:46:28 · answer #1 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not that I want to see that done, but any strategist would tell the crackpots of the reactionary Nazi ultra-right they need to find one or two fairly solid issues they can press and concentrate on THOSE, instead of all this foolish snapping and ridiculous ranting and raving and comical attacks on everything he does, regardless of its importance. And then step two--really much more important--would be finding one or two really fresh, constructive ideas and proceeding to advance with them. Broad field attacks like yours, without offering alternatives especially, and the sort of nitpicking done by crazies like "the three stooges"--Hannity, Limbaugh, and Beck--may stir up a lot of anger, but the negative impact of constant negative and nasty diatribes over every little thing is that most of the nation--AS IT SO OBVIOUSLY DID IN 2008!--will turn completely away from the vicious attackers and reject their every concept, idea, and utterance. But I don't think the right wing can do it. They've become so acclimated to endless, mundane, ongoing, small-minded, and most often completely erroneous attacks, their so-called "leaders" have completely failed to grasp that they are effectively cutting their own throats. Too bad. I miss honest, legitimate conservatives, with ideas. I was one for a while. But as long as the real men "in the arena" concede philosophical authority to lunatics without gravitas or portfolio or even education or any kind of service background, unfortunately, the right is making itself into nothing more than a memory, and it looks now as if that will be an ugly recollection indeed.
2016-05-23 08:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this, all though I am more of a drunk texter than a drunk dialer. And number 6 is so true!!!
2007-12-12 23:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by Flipper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I need to write this down and keep it with me, but how am I going to read it when I'm drunk?! LOL!!
2007-12-13 02:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by melissa h 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-12-13 05:27:22 · answer #5 · answered by jelle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah have a star
2007-12-12 23:52:32 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I think so.
2007-12-12 23:30:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, very funny indeed.
2007-12-14 07:53:17 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO SO FUNNY
2007-12-13 09:46:24 · answer #9 · answered by shelly_leigh78 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋