I would like everyone to leave out healthy snacks for santa this year. He is morbidly obese and is a walking heart attack. We need to help in slim down.
Put ur xmas tree as far away from the chimney as possible so he has to walk further with that big sack of his.
Give him skimmed milk instead of full fat or even better give him water.
And for the sake of xmas stop giving the man artery blocking mince pies.
NOW WHOS WITH ME????
2007-12-12 23:27:16 · 13 answers · asked by ollieoops 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Also could you leave him a note explaining why you have given him healthy stuff so he knows we care and are not just being cruel
2007-12-12 23:32:01 · update #1
Count me in!
2007-12-12 23:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by fluffybag 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps rudloph can have the mince pie and santa could eat the carrot!! Don't deprive the guy of a wee sherry to heat him up!
2007-12-13 07:31:26 · answer #2 · answered by Left the Building!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will be giving him a full English breakfast as usual,And a pint of strong ale to wash the grease down.
2007-12-13 07:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mrs. Clause might only let him eat bad stuff once a year and now you want to take it away... how mean!!! I say let the good man eat!!!! we already know nothing bad happens to Santa....
2007-12-13 07:36:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww I know what ya mean but leave the poor guy alone, Santa wouldn't be Santa with out his tummy.
2007-12-13 07:32:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But Santa is magic and cholesterol free.
2007-12-13 07:59:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am going to give him a poisoned mince pie. Actually they taste like poison anyway. Disgusting.
2007-12-13 07:30:49 · answer #7 · answered by ross x 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no. lets give him a chicken salad ans some water set out on the table.
2007-12-13 07:32:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll leave some laxatives this year for him that should help him lose weight.
2007-12-13 07:32:31 · answer #9 · answered by Closed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm still bearing a grudge from 30 years ago, so no.
OI SANTA WHERE'S MY ******* BIKE ??
2007-12-13 07:32:06 · answer #10 · answered by Doodle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋