A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of their wives. The Canadian says, "You know my wife must be the most stupid woman in the world. She went to a supermarket sale and bought $900 worth of meat, and we don't even have a freezer! The Scotsman says, "That's nothing! My wife went out last week and bought a brand new $30,000 car, and she can't even drive! Not to be out done, the Aussie says, "My wife is a lot dumber than that! Last week she left for a two week holiday
in Paris and I saw her pack 20 condoms! Hell, she doesn't even have a penis!"
2007-12-12 10:55:33 · 4 answers · asked by JC 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!! Who's the dummy now!! *star* for this one!
2007-12-12 10:58:20 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! The husband must be the dumb one.
2007-12-12 11:09:01 · answer #2 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA and they say their wives are stupid!!!
2007-12-12 11:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by *~Simplymyself~* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-12-12 10:59:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋