FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their ***
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
2007-12-12 10:52:39 · 20 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would
be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
2007-12-12 10:53:25 · update #1
lol
2007-12-12 10:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-12-12 21:33:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The computer is female, you spend a lot of time looking at it being quite, and pushing the right buttons to get something to go as planned.
2007-12-12 16:47:22 · answer #3 · answered by tovey_mark 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men are like sponges, they're clean the first time then they only spread disease Women are like Goodyear tires, just a few bumps, then they expire
2016-05-23 07:08:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swiss Army Knife male. At first it looks fantastic and very useful but all it does is open beer bottles!
2007-12-12 19:51:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA those were sooo funny!!
did you come up with those?
oh and i have one for you:
cars: female
they're fast, beautiful, easy to turn off, dont always do what you want them to, and need a lot of care...the only difference is...cars come with insurance!
2007-12-12 11:00:40 · answer #6 · answered by *~Simplymyself~* 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol I loved them so yeah you can have a star.xxxx
2007-12-12 13:03:32 · answer #7 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I liked that have a star
2007-12-12 11:36:44 · answer #8 · answered by beajay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Newspapers - female.
Full of gossip,most of which is unsubstantiated drivel.
2007-12-12 10:57:50 · answer #9 · answered by jixer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
I like these a lot!
thankyou!
2007-12-12 10:56:50 · answer #10 · answered by Emma Jean 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL chris... that was by far your best one yet
2007-12-13 06:38:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋