A small white guy goes to a tattoo-shops and asks the owner to make him a tattoo on his penis. He wants there the name of his girlfriend WENDY.
four weeks later the white guy is in the restaurant with his girlfriend as he has to go to the restroom.
he stands by the pissoir when this huge black guy came standing next to him to do the same thing.
The white guy took a glance of the black guy and was excited:" hej dude, we have the same tattoo. Look on mine is also the same tattoo WENDY. So, do you also have a girlfriend with the name Wendy?"
The black guy looked puzzled and answered :" Oh no, I made the tattoo when mine was hard, it says " WELCOME TO YAMAIKA AND HAVE A NICE DAY....."
2007-12-12 10:20:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao...star.
2007-12-12 10:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by layanne1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
....lucky white boy, cause he never missed the strange days into the sun...he is siting on the bar with his moneybag made out of elephant tail leather. and every time if it is time to pay, he stroke his m-bag and quickley it was a journey trunk. ...and everbody has been so surpriced, that he could go-go....but just wendie-examen.....incredible evening ;-))
ha hi ho ...funny hill ...sehr lustig ...
2007-12-12 22:43:01 · answer #2 · answered by Jari 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats funny. looking at each others penis' is wrong and strange but they need it for the joke i guess.
2007-12-12 16:16:50 · answer #3 · answered by bullitt_711 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is cute but that is one long ....ugh tatoo.
That reminds me of the one about the woman who was married to bb king and wanted to surprise him by putting his initials on each cheek of her buttocks. So for his birthday she bends over and says "hey honey , look what I got you for your birthday?" and he says "HOney who is BOB? "
2007-12-12 10:29:02 · answer #4 · answered by Stiletto ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know it in a different version, but this one's great too!You're a funny Girl. :-)))
@Sheer Angel Your one's First Class, i cry ...... from laughing!
2007-12-12 10:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by Longthongue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
+thumbs up+
2007-12-12 10:24:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome!! LMAO! *star*
2007-12-12 11:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
its funny in the ticklish manner but not that heavy HAHAHHAHAHA manner.
2007-12-12 10:23:06 · answer #8 · answered by Donna L 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny
I like it :)
2007-12-12 14:47:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hold up1 If if was that. It would be :WTYAHAND
HUH?
Oh what....
Oh I get it!!
LMAo That's funny!!
2007-12-12 10:42:31 · answer #10 · answered by ♥MeMeAnn♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, i heard that one before, its good, but it is meant to be 'Jamaica' not 'yamaika'
2007-12-12 14:46:12 · answer #11 · answered by Berethor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋