Entertainment & Music - 4 December 2007

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs.Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkees, Captain Crunch.

The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy. She described the Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his life lately was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes."

haha

2007-12-04 09:47:55 · 20 answers · asked by ohcallmejade 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-04 09:47:55 · 23 answers · asked by ≤ Flattery Operated © 7 in Polls & Surveys

Doesnt matter what, be creative

2007-12-04 09:45:56 · 38 answers · asked by Speedstar 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 09:45:40 · 32 answers · asked by Cheeky 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 09:44:51 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so, did you get it dismissed?

2007-12-04 09:43:32 · 11 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

what would yours be saying?

2007-12-04 09:43:26 · 17 answers · asked by EnRhage 7 in Polls & Surveys

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer use cancer causing deodorants even though I smell like a waterbuffalo on a hot day

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with an infected needle.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 I dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex-mother-in- law's second husband's cousin's beautician.. .

Have a wonderful day.

2007-12-04 09:43:17 · 10 answers · asked by MrRight 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-04 09:42:57 · 7 answers · asked by I love screwdrivers! 5 in Polls & Surveys

...to be remembered for in LIfe?

2007-12-04 09:42:50 · 12 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

im really bored and i keep asking all these weird questions and since i have a lot of xmas shopping still to do, should i get off the interent and go to the mall and get some of it out of the way?

2007-12-04 09:41:56 · 24 answers · asked by 1DisneyNut 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for a copy of " Very difficult complex algorythmic computer programming " by Werner Heisenberg. I have looked absolutely everywhere but I can only find the non clever dick edition.

2007-12-04 09:41:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 09:41:03 · 24 answers · asked by The Doctor 4 in Polls & Surveys

ok so i'm doing a project about a thing that will represent me if i'm friendly, shy, and nice. i was wondering if you can help me plis. i can't notyhing that has those characteristics.

2007-12-04 09:40:44 · 7 answers · asked by sweet angel 2 in Horoscopes

.... we were so poor one year ... the repo man showed up on christmas eve to take back the christmas tree ... we had missed a few payments on it.

2007-12-04 09:39:59 · 6 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 09:38:50 · 8 answers · asked by FlowerChild 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 09:38:03 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it at night or in the day?

Our's is at night for some reason.

2007-12-04 09:37:24 · 40 answers · asked by USAman 6 in Polls & Surveys

or for some reason how much do you hate me even though you have no reason to??

2007-12-04 09:36:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

:D?



~have a nice day~

RoChEr

2007-12-04 09:36:32 · 20 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

how about...."Thanks, I needed a toothpick." or "Did you date Lorena Bobbitt? "

2007-12-04 09:36:21 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 09:35:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its crazy that when you ask a kid about disney the first thing they think of is highschool musical or hannah montana.
remember the good old days when you would turn on disney and mickey mouse works was on. those were the best.
and what about the classic movies? the lion king, aladdin, hercules pocahontis? it makes me sad and feel old bc they are probly forgotten by many

2007-12-04 09:35:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

From a song, written by J. Mercer.

2007-12-04 09:34:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She has hosted some award shows for MTV, I think. She is not funny, not at all. I remember her making horrible jokes, and barely anyone laughing.
Is she funny?

2007-12-04 09:33:56 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why do u choose this method?

2007-12-04 09:32:23 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just wondering..i know you have to be 17 too get in but what about too bring a non family member

2007-12-04 09:31:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A lot of people thought it sucked,
but I absolutely loved it. :) I suppose
I could be biased because of Winona.

2007-12-04 09:31:30 · 6 answers · asked by sarah 4 in Movies

Holy wow, she needs to cut back on the cigarettes, I thought she was more like 36!
Anyone else with me?

2007-12-04 09:31:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anne 5 in Reality Television

I like mine with real butter and Parm. cheese.
And off the cob is easier to eat in my opinion. How about you?

2007-12-04 09:30:49 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys