Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs.Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkees, Captain Crunch.
The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy. She described the Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his life lately was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes."
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2007-12-04 09:47:55 · 20 answers · asked by ohcallmejade 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-12-05 09:00:41 · answer #1 · answered by Baby_Blair<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 09:59:07 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought he was killed by ghostbusters back in the 80's. Is this not true?
2007-12-04 11:08:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
star ☼
I gotta pass it around, I've heard a few variations but this is the funniest yet
Cheers
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2007-12-04 10:06:12 · answer #4 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is a star for you!
Thank you for making me laugh!
2007-12-04 11:01:33 · answer #5 · answered by Curious Taka 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a pretty ghey joke.
2007-12-04 10:35:17 · answer #6 · answered by Nilo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!
2007-12-04 09:57:49 · answer #7 · answered by I Love Animals! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=) Funny
2007-12-04 10:27:31 · answer #8 · answered by ひいらぎ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! That was great! Staaaaar!
2007-12-05 09:27:58 · answer #9 · answered by Katara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-04 21:32:40 · answer #10 · answered by Res T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋