Entertainment & Music - 29 November 2007

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Do you think a very disgruntled high school student on the verge of dropping out needs to be homeschooled?

2007-11-29 14:55:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!?Funny or not?

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.

Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.

Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"

He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.

"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

2007-11-29 14:55:13 · 42 answers · asked by omeng90 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you enjoy dancing?

2007-11-29 14:55:05 · 25 answers · asked by ~hαlo~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Don't ya just crave it?

2007-11-29 14:54:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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why did frank burns leave mash 4077?

hi id like to know why the character frank burns left mash and where did he go?. also was it the idea of the actor who played him to leave the show or the writers. thanks.

2007-11-29 14:54:47 · 4 answers · asked by gus 2 in Comedy

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If you could enter a food eating contest, what food would you choose?

I would choose Bacon.

2007-11-29 14:54:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have snoregasms in your sleep?

2007-11-29 14:54:32 · 7 answers · asked by Seeker™ 3 in Polls & Surveys

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do you believe in?

soulmates?

2007-11-29 14:53:33 · 15 answers · asked by Living_Legend 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Why is it teachers refuse to stop caring about students even when the students are mean to them?

2007-11-29 14:52:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone hate there mother in law as much as i do!!?

2007-11-29 14:52:35 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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ur opinion.....who would u marry?

if u HAD 2...would u marry Michael Jackson, or Al Gore

2007-11-29 14:51:37 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you put hot sauce on your eggs?

2007-11-29 14:51:03 · 27 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your?

favorite book genre?

2007-11-29 14:50:53 · 9 answers · asked by A Saucerful of Secrets 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anybody know where I can get the foreign versions of the Tv Show the office?

There are foreign versions in france, germany, and italy. I am looking for some with english subtitles.

2007-11-29 14:50:48 · 1 answers · asked by hayes271 1 in Comedy

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who would you?

take a bullet for?

2007-11-29 14:50:06 · 27 answers · asked by Living_Legend 3 in Polls & Surveys

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can't find it....?

A little boy was excited about his first day at school.
So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class
started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to
the bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask if
he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but
asked him to be quick.

Five minutes later he returned, looking more desperate
and embarrassed. "I can't find it", he admitted.

The teacher sat him down and drew him a little diagram
to where he should go and asked him if he will be able
to find it now. The boy looked at the diagram, said "yes"
and goes on his way.

Five minutes later he returned to the class room and says
to the teacher "I can't find it".

Frustrated, the teacher asked Jon, a boy who has been at
the school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.

So two fellas go together and five minutes later they
both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks
Jon, "Well, did you find it?"

Jon is quick with his reply: "Oh sure, he just had his
boxer shorts on backwards"

2007-11-29 14:49:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What have you heard?

about Canadians?

2007-11-29 14:48:29 · 22 answers · asked by A Saucerful of Secrets 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Housewives & Stay At Home Moms .. answer this for me please ...?

If you stay home with the kids and devote yourself to taking care of them and hubby and do everything in the home 100%...and because of this have no financial income... do you think ...even though hub pays bills...
you should be able to have access to the bank account to buy gas.. apple juice... kids clothes... etc.. without having to ask every single time you need something..

please answer this and no rude remarks.

2007-11-29 14:47:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Should high school students be allowed to choose which teachers they want? If not, what should be done if they

decide to drop out over it and refuse to get a GED?

2007-11-29 14:46:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If Sam Fisher and Chuck Norris got into a fight, who would win?

2007-11-29 14:46:49 · 12 answers · asked by Darth Nihilus 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think you are hot?

1-10 what are you.

2007-11-29 14:46:03 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think there is more to life than just what you are seeing?

2007-11-29 14:45:50 · 16 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Theres a guy at my work who is only 180pounds & 5'11" and can push a 9500 pound forktruck, is this normal?

i'm for reals, i bet him he couldn't do and he did. pushed it about 2 feet. i'm 6' and 191 and i couldn't push the damn thing no matter how much i tried. i can however push the smaller 8000 pound forktruck though.

2007-11-29 14:45:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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On a scale from 1-10?

Rate her http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff89/Dimacan/?action=view¤t=agibalovan.jpg

2007-11-29 14:45:19 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you put mustard on your eggs?

I don't..

2007-11-29 14:45:06 · 33 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you Like this story?

The Samurai
“I'm silent in the dark" the Samurai had me warned.
"I'll sneak up behind you, soon you will be mourned.
I understand your movements and hear what you say.
If think you can see me, then you are to be my next prey."
I would not travel lone at night, only with a friend.
I am coming to take you down, leaving ripples on your skin.
I can sneak my way from up your chest, and hit you with my knife.
I am the one who chooses, if you keep your life.
When I come to take you, you will not be asleep.
All it will take, is one last quick release

Bitter cold of night, I can feel your breath.
A shiver and your ready, battle with my death.
I will fight you any place, your sorrows are to drown.
Anywhere that I chose, I will cut you down.

The Samurai was standing-from across the street.
He was as quite as a mouse, at looking back up at me.
He edged closer, cold steel in his hand.
I flew through the distance, thinking of the pain.