A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
2007-11-29 14:55:13 · 42 answers · asked by omeng90 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What bar is this? (Thanks for the laugh)
2007-11-29 15:01:08 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry wasn't even worth reading (hey I'm honest) I just skipped most of it and am now filling a small part in this big white text box.
2007-11-29 14:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by stargazercrazydude 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Definetly Funny!!!!
2007-11-29 14:59:03 · answer #3 · answered by SeldomSeen747 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was pretty funny!!made me laugh... genius wheres the women with the sore tooth ha
2007-11-29 14:59:14 · answer #4 · answered by Kimberlyn Woods 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the joke, it was good and funny too, I did laugh
2007-11-29 14:59:54 · answer #5 · answered by John M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ONG, this is a riot! LMAO, roaring with laughter...this is hilarious! i have never heard this joke before, it's a killer!
2007-11-29 15:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by thecatmama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY BUT HOW STUPID CAN HE BE, WELL DRUNK SO THE GATOR GOT A HELL OF AN ORGASM LOL
2007-11-29 15:02:28 · answer #7 · answered by marimar67m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad. one Ive never heard.
2007-11-29 15:02:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh.... Excuse me for a second... *Howls in laughter* Okay, that was... uh... um... I don't really know... *Scratches Head*
2007-11-29 15:00:03 · answer #9 · answered by Mgina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is the funnys joke i heard all night.
2007-11-29 14:59:30 · answer #10 · answered by lona f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah thats cool
2007-11-29 15:04:27 · answer #11 · answered by BooBoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋