Entertainment & Music - 12 November 2007

2007-11-12 03:16:17 · 34 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

9 TYPES OF BOYFRIENDS



1. Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup

Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

2. Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV." Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk

Advantages: Stays put; predictable
Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ***

3. Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did." Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you

Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

4. Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'." Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb

Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

5. Lazybones - "Zzzzzz" Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict

Advantages: Well rested; easy target
Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfull your dreams

6. The Sneak - "Who, me?" Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, G-D Son of a *****

Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
Disadvantages: May be having time of his life

7. Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?" Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster

Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

8. The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but ..." Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind

Advantages: Tells good stories
Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"

9. Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?" Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy

Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction

2007-11-12 03:16:04 · 3 answers · asked by ~brandy~ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

which do u like better

2007-11-12 03:15:35 · 37 answers · asked by Cinnamon Doll™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

It looks nice!!

2007-11-12 03:15:18 · 30 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

The homemade card would be made especially for you using a greeting card computer program with note card paper, or it would be made by hand.

So, store bought or homemade card: which would you rather receive?

2007-11-12 03:15:17 · 25 answers · asked by 🐭 cat™ 🐭 7 in Polls & Surveys

and get your significant other to give the time to you?

2007-11-12 03:14:51 · 15 answers · asked by Thunderman9 6 in Polls & Surveys

9 TYPES OF GIRLFRIENDS

1. Ms. Nice Gal - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh darling, you shouldn't have." Also Known As: What a Girl, Precious, One of the Boys, Doormat.

Advantages: Cheerful, Agreeable, Kindly.
Disadvantages: May wise up someday.

2. Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing no-talent SOB! Can't you see you're making me miserable?" Also Known As:She-Devil, Sourpuss, The Nag, My Old Lady.

Advantages: Pays attention to you.
Disadvantages: Screeches, Throws frying pans.

3. Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps." Also Known As: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy.

Advantages: Predictable.
Disadvantages: Contagious.

4. The Boss - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look." Also Known As: Whipcracker, Sergeant, Ms. Know-it-All, Ball and Chain.

Advantages: Often right.
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?

5. Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, or hair color?" Also Known As: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw C'mon Honey.

Advantages: Easily soothed.
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed.

6. Wild Woman - "I've got an idea. Let's get drunk and make love on the front lawn. I done it before. It's fun!" Also Known As: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Unconscious.

Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs.

7. Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at!" Also Known As: No Fun, Humorless, Cold Fish, Iceberg, Snarly.

Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you.
Disadvantages: You will have no friends.

8. Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship." Also Known As: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic.

Advantages: Entertaining, Unfathomable.
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud.

9. Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I want to make love to you like a crazed weasel." Also Known As: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, The One.

Advantages: Funny, Intelligent, Uninhibited.
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.

2007-11-12 03:14:48 · 6 answers · asked by ~brandy~ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Been playing bass for about a month so far but I'm finding it hard to decide what songs to play. Could you guys recommend some songs especially ones where the bass is easy to hear so i can tell whether I'm getting it right. I'd prefer songs from the pop punk, rock genres like Paramore, The Academy is... etc but I don't mind songs from other genres. The more recommendations the better!

2007-11-12 03:14:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

I was off for a week and a half after foot surgery and got a few movies at the library to watch. I actually watched something called Zathura, which was a take off on Jumangi, sort of. It was mildly entertaining.

"In America" was a tear jerker & I enjoyed it.

Room 1408 was stupid. Did you see it and did you like it?

Bad Boys 1 & 2. I liked them both.

How about American Haunting? I've yet to watch this one. Should I bother?

Will you go see "Beowulf" and "The Mist"? I've wondered for years why they didn't make a movie out of the short story "The Mist". I loved that story. I hope they don't mess it up.

2007-11-12 03:12:38 · 19 answers · asked by lilith663 6 in Movies

Ok.. I was at the zoo on saturday with my sister and my son and I walked past this woman who have had to be at least 7 months pregnant.. if not further along.. She looked like she was ready to pop any secod really..

And guess what she was doing....


SMOKING!!! an entire cigarette!!!


oh my gosh I was sooooo mad!!!! that baby could possibly have lung problems/severe asthma/be born with a defect!!

When I walked by and stopped (was waiting for my sister to catch up to me) she must have thought I was stopping to stare at her or yell at her.. and she hurried and finished, then threw the butt out in the trash can... then almost like ran the other direction with another woman she was with.

so so so wrong. I wanted to say something to her for her unborn baby's sake.. but I didn't because I had my son with me (only a year old) and I didn't want to get into a heated argument infront of him (and all the other kids that were there)

what would you have said? anything?

2007-11-12 03:12:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I LUV the couple Zashley!! What's your opinion?

2007-11-12 03:11:33 · 10 answers · asked by CAgirlie 2 in Polls & Surveys

don't you love questions that make you think

2007-11-12 03:11:10 · 19 answers · asked by Agent 47™ Inc 6 in Polls & Surveys

Mine was S'mores...it was lke Golden Grahams with chocolate and tiny marshmallows...yum!

2007-11-12 03:10:55 · 63 answers · asked by JenJen 6 in Polls & Surveys

I love you through sparks and shining dragons, i do,
now there's poetry, in an empty coke can.
I love you through sparks and shining dragons, i do,
now there's majesty, in a burnt out caravan.

you got me off the paper round, just sprang out of the air,
the best things come from nowhere,
i love you, i don't think you care.

i love you through sparks and shining dragons, i do,
and the symmetry in your northern grin
I love you through sparks and shining dragons, i do,
i can see myself in the refill litter bin.

you got me off the sofa, just sprang out of the air, the best things come from nowhere, i can't believe you care

2007-11-12 03:10:52 · 23 answers · asked by Searching 2 in Lyrics

2007-11-12 03:10:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you hold love in your arms and are fulfilled with extreme happiness? Any soldiers in Iraq coming home soon?

2007-11-12 03:10:01 · 13 answers · asked by missellie 7 in Polls & Surveys

and you want SO MUCH to make things better for them, but you just feel completely & totally helpless??? Any ideas???

I am feeling that way right now!!! ='(

2007-11-12 03:09:35 · 17 answers · asked by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 in Polls & Surveys

what is ur favorite song

2007-11-12 03:09:23 · 38 answers · asked by ahhh! its a spider!:O 3 in Other - Music

2007-11-12 03:08:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I remember this day like it was yesterday..

I must have been around 11 and I had a thing for ringing neighbor's doorbell's and running away. I always picked on this Chinese family because they didn't speak English and I found it hilarious when they used to yell at me in Chinese. One time, they actually came to my door and my mother is trying to be polite because she couldn't understand them and ws trying to get rid of them. When they left my mother turns to me and yells "I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY MISSY" and I said "I am, hahahaha". My mother's face turned beet red and she dragged me to the kitchen sink and squirted Palmolive dish liquid in my mouth. My mouth was bubbling and my mother is like "I hope you liked that. Are you happy now?"
After I tried rinsing my mouth out, my mother was screaming "If i ever hear you do this again to that Chinese family, I'm going to order you Chinese food every night for dinner and force it all down your throat" because I hate Chinese food.

2007-11-12 03:07:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast,
it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking.
It is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil,
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts,
always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
~I Corinthians 13:4-8~

After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve
in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden
with her than inside it without her. ~Mark Twain~

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
THAT'S relativity." ~Albert Einstein~

"Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love".
~Charlie Brown~

"Do you love me because I am beautiful,
or am I beautiful because you love me?" ~Cinderella~

Love is hard and soft, rough and smooth, kind and mean, wise and stupid. Love is worth fighting for.

2007-11-12 03:06:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for non equestrian activities?

2007-11-12 03:06:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

..if not why...?

2007-11-12 03:06:28 · 12 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think it's rare, but some people really are born without feelings. It's scary.

2007-11-12 03:04:47 · 13 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys

I just got Ebony Magazine last night and read the interview, have you read it yet? What do you think?

2007-11-12 03:04:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

What are the top 3 things you want.
I always have a hard time shopping for my wife and yet she doesn't like gift cards.

2007-11-12 03:03:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He =
immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.


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place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."=20


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the first room.


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surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.


"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't
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think I could do that all day long."


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(This is priceless)




"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

2007-11-12 03:03:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,

"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."

2007-11-12 03:03:48 · 16 answers · asked by . 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I hate the beatles music. Overrated pop ****. But for a reason I cant understand everyone loves them. why is this?
I think the red hot chili peppers, rage against the machine, nirvana, metallica, the fray, NIN are way better bands than the stupid beatles

2007-11-12 03:03:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 03:03:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys