9 TYPES OF GIRLFRIENDS
1. Ms. Nice Gal - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh darling, you shouldn't have." Also Known As: What a Girl, Precious, One of the Boys, Doormat.
Advantages: Cheerful, Agreeable, Kindly.
Disadvantages: May wise up someday.
2. Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing no-talent SOB! Can't you see you're making me miserable?" Also Known As:She-Devil, Sourpuss, The Nag, My Old Lady.
Advantages: Pays attention to you.
Disadvantages: Screeches, Throws frying pans.
3. Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps." Also Known As: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy.
Advantages: Predictable.
Disadvantages: Contagious.
4. The Boss - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look." Also Known As: Whipcracker, Sergeant, Ms. Know-it-All, Ball and Chain.
Advantages: Often right.
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?
5. Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, or hair color?" Also Known As: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw C'mon Honey.
Advantages: Easily soothed.
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed.
6. Wild Woman - "I've got an idea. Let's get drunk and make love on the front lawn. I done it before. It's fun!" Also Known As: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Unconscious.
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs.
7. Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at!" Also Known As: No Fun, Humorless, Cold Fish, Iceberg, Snarly.
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you.
Disadvantages: You will have no friends.
8. Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship." Also Known As: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic.
Advantages: Entertaining, Unfathomable.
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud.
9. Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I want to make love to you like a crazed weasel." Also Known As: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, The One.
Advantages: Funny, Intelligent, Uninhibited.
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.
2007-11-12 03:14:48 · 6 answers · asked by ~brandy~ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol true that but you forgot one:
10. Clinger - "it's been five minutes, I'd better call my boyfriend." also known as: the ball and chain, miss short leash, the python, stranglehold.
Advantages: almost none, she could be hot, but doubtful
Disadvantages: needy, clingy, your life is no longer yours, insecu... hold on I'm getting a phone call... sigh damn
2007-11-12 03:28:33 · answer #1 · answered by Nate 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are correct but this is also intresting one>>>>>>>>> The Cost of Woman One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem." "What's the problem, Adam?" God replies. "Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Adam?" comes the reply from the heavens. "Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely." "Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a 'woman' for you." "What's a 'woman,' Lord?" "This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you", replies the heavenly voice. "Sounds great." "She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam."
2016-05-29 08:23:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I use to date a Wild Woman but that ended when she tried to pee on me thats right PEE on me
2007-11-12 03:26:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha, those are some good ones. I'm trying to see which one i fit in...
2007-11-12 03:22:14 · answer #4 · answered by SiSi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u seem so eager
y dont u show us more of those researches too?
2007-11-12 03:30:15 · answer #5 · answered by A's 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great research about women.........can't wait to read about men too!
2007-11-12 03:21:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋