Entertainment & Music - 12 November 2007

By the sheer volume of women who post "Could I be pragnante?" I'd say not that many people in the WORLD could be unsure of how sex and conception work.

It has to be that they're just excited to have had sex and *that* is why they post, basically, just to let the proverbial world know. Does this sound right?

*pregnant is misspelled on purpose :)*

2007-11-12 03:02:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or had a question answered by Spider?
Does Spider only come out at night when I'm not on here, or does he or she crawl around in the daylight unseen by the human eye?
I'm just curious because as much as I am on here for Spider to be a top answerer I have not seen hide nor leg of him (or her).

2007-11-12 03:00:18 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Erica♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Or just content? Or miserable? Can we really be happy?

2007-11-12 03:00:17 · 30 answers · asked by . 7 in Polls & Surveys

Lily and Cane are gonna end up together? Do you think they make a good couple? I personally can't stand them together. Lily's character is too...little kid like.

2007-11-12 03:00:03 · 14 answers · asked by Cynder 5 in Soap Operas

I believe it was either his glasses drawer or his money drawer.

2007-11-12 02:57:44 · 3 answers · asked by denmarksqueen 1 in Comedy

that for the frist time in your life you can't control the fact that they have way to much control, and that's okay.

2007-11-12 02:56:35 · 28 answers · asked by Sleepys Wench Feckalot 2 in Polls & Surveys

What brand?

2007-11-12 02:56:16 · 15 answers · asked by - 3 in Polls & Surveys

Yo momma’s so fat, when she walk past the TV the whole episode was over.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she stand on the weighing scale I can see my phone number.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she climb the glass wall to see what’s on the other side.

Yo momma’s so fat, her polo shirt uses a real horse.

Yo momma’s so old, she knew the beetles when they were new kids on the block.

Yo momma’s so lame, even the wheelchair-guy’s jealous.

Yo momma’s so fat, by the time she learns how to jump, pigs will fly.

Yo momma’s so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the doctor's office, they weighed her on the Richter scale.

Yo momma’s so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo momma so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she demanded a refund because she was given a donut with a hole in it.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a fish.

Yo mommas so stupid, she stole a free sample

2007-11-12 02:55:42 · 7 answers · asked by Gratitude 2 in Jokes & Riddles

or are you guys at work?

2007-11-12 02:55:17 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.internetrends.com/icebergs0713.jpg

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/51362833.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE2F7DA0249F843079A40A659C

i think shes very pretty

2007-11-12 02:54:08 · 55 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

George and Laura are at the first baseball game of the season. Suddenly George grabs Laura by the collar and throws her over the side and onto the field.
The stunned umpire shouted, “No, Mr. President! I said, ‘Throw the first pitch!’

2007-11-12 02:53:23 · 10 answers · asked by . 6 in Jokes & Riddles

can you actually buy this film on dvd or what?

2007-11-12 02:53:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

As you know, London (Stratford) will be hosting the Olympic Games in
2012.

What you may not know, is that many of the famous events which go to
make up this spectacular event, are to be especially altered for 2012.

A copy of these changes has been leaked, and is reproduced below.

OPENING CEREMONY
The flame will be ignited by a petrol bomb thrown by a native of the
area, in the traditional dress of balaclava and shell suit. The flame will be
contained in a large overturned police van situated on the roof of the
stadium.

THE EVENTS
In previous Olympic Games, East London's competitors have not been
particularly successful. In order to redress the balance, some of the
events
have been altered slightly to the advantage of local athletes.

100 METRES SPRINT
Competitors will have to hold a video recorder and microwave oven (one
in each arm) and on the sound of the starting pistol, a police dog will be
released from a cage 10 yards behind the athletes.

110 METRES HURDLES
As above but with added obstacles (i.e. car bonnets, hedges, garden
fences, walls etc)

HAMMER
Competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to
use (claw, sledge etc) the winner will be the one who can cause the most
physical damage within three attempts.

FENCING
Entrants will be asked to dispose of as many stolen goods as possible
in 5 minutes.

SHOOTING
A strong challenge is expected from local men in this event. The first
target will be a moving police van. In the second round, competitors
will aim at a post office clerk bank teller or securicor style wages delivery
man. The traditional ..22 rifle has been replaced in this event by a choice of
either a Browning automatic handgun or Sawn-off 12-bore shotgun.

BOXING
Entry to the boxing will be restricted to husband and wife teams, and
will take place on a Friday night. The husband will be given 15 pints of
lager while the wife will be told not to make him any tea when he gets home.
The bout will then commence.

CYCLING TIME TRIALS
Competitors will be asked to break into the University bike shed and
take an expensive mountain bike owned by some mummy's boy on his first trip away
from home. All against the clock.

CYCLING PURSUIT
As above, but the bike will be owned by a visiting member of the
Australian rugby team, who will witness the theft.

MODERN PENTATHLON
Amended to include mugging, breaking and entering, flashing, joyriding
and arson.

SWIMMING EVENTS
All waterways are currently being tested for toxicity levels, once one
is found that can support human life, swimming events will be organised,
please note that the Synchronised Swimming even for this year will comprise of
dropping acid and watching all the funky ripples on the pool, the
specific
musical support to this event will be provided by "The Verve".

THE MARATHON
A safe route has yet to be decided.

MEN'S 50km WALK
Unfortunately this will have to be cancelled as the police cannot
guarantee the safety of anyone walking the streets of East London, especially
anyone that appears to be mincing ...

THE CLOSING CEREMONY
Entertainment will include formation rave dancing by members of the
Stratford Health in the Community anti-drug campaigners, synchronised
rock throwing, and music by the Ilford community choir. The flame will be
extinguished by police riot water cannon following inevitable pitch
invasion by a confused West Ham organised hooliganism club. The stadium itself
will then be boarded up before the local athletes break into it and remove
all the copper piping and the central heating boiler.

Late News:
Apparently Liverpool were set to put in a bid very similar to the
above but with the Pentathlon modified to include: Killing a spouse, digging a
hole, burying the body, laying a patio and the strangely named 'Calm Down'
contest.

To guarantee the entry of any Mancunian athletes at all, Drugs testing
has been waived this year.

2007-11-12 02:52:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

...you know you are not?

2007-11-12 02:50:00 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 02:49:39 · 25 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

on a scale of 10 ???

dont be too rude please!!! :D

2007-11-12 02:49:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My mom for me. She was big on the whole punishment fitting the crime/poetic punishments. My dad was more laid back and did not care.

2007-11-12 02:49:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...half full or half empty?

2007-11-12 02:49:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine is 10 :)

2007-11-12 02:48:41 · 19 answers · asked by the drizzle is a chick! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-12 02:48:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-12 02:47:39 · 16 answers · asked by The Sidewalkinator 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have this problem with a few teachers, and i just wish i could kill them.

2007-11-12 02:45:56 · 26 answers · asked by Wolf 3 in Polls & Surveys

And do also explain whats so special about it.........

2007-11-12 02:45:52 · 23 answers · asked by I M Stoned 3 in Polls & Surveys

At 1st thought it seems early, but its less than 2 months off. I will be getting a jacuzzi room and any of you hot chicks that dont have plans yet are welcome to come party with me. You in?

2007-11-12 02:45:43 · 11 answers · asked by Rick R , Super Duper Samurai 侍 7 in Polls & Surveys

It seems a lot of people are a "snob" about something. Is there a certain food, beverage or other thing you can't stand if it's not a certain kind?
My brother is considered by many a 'beer snob', a 'cheese snob' and a 'hot sauce snob'. My hubby is kinda a 'tortilla snob' (has to be homemade). I know it's bad but I guess I'm a water snob (has to be bottled or filtered, my area's tap water tastes so groooooss). So is there anything you are a snob about?

2007-11-12 02:44:50 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Okay, ten points to the first one who get's this song correct!! I will show you some lyrics, then give you some background history. Here it goes:

"if you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits..."

"..dressed up like a million dollar trooper! trying hard to look like gary gooper! SUPER DOOPER!!"

Total weird 80's song. Good luck!

2007-11-12 02:44:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-11-12 02:43:10 · 9 answers · asked by Sour Girl™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Not in private, you'd have to do what you normally do everyday.

2007-11-12 02:41:34 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I push the button until I find what I want to listen to.

2007-11-12 02:41:22 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just saw a video where they want Santa to become skinny to stop childhood obesity. WTF!? I mean come on people! First change the cookie monster to the apple monster now Santa Claus! It won't do anything in my opinion. I mean why change something that is meant to be fat and jolly! What's your opinion on this...

2007-11-12 02:40:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys