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Entertainment & Music - 8 November 2007

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I'll tell you something about drugs. I do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I have a great time doing drugs.

Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, I have just laughed my *** off, and went about my day.”

You decide, the taxed drugs are acceptable even though they cause the most distruction and damage but it's o.k cause they are taxed!!

2007-11-08 22:26:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For example is it, Barney Rubble, Barney Fife, Robin, the Green Hornet???? Name one...

2007-11-08 22:26:23 · 3 answers · asked by gone 6 in Polls & Surveys

What can you do?

2007-11-08 22:24:10 · 19 answers · asked by * 4 in Polls & Surveys

...and there is a turd in his kitchen sink. Just let it play out, let him go through his ranting and raving, he'll eventually calm down.
Okay?

2007-11-08 22:23:44 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-08 22:22:57 · 13 answers · asked by Ive gone diving 4 in Polls & Surveys

where should i ask him 2 go.. /

Countdown (lol)

The park

A walk

Come over 2 mine and chill

????

i was thinking of saying "hey do u want to do ____ with me sumtime in the weekend?"

sound ok?

2007-11-08 22:22:57 · 5 answers · asked by La P 1 in Polls & Surveys

Which do you prefer

2007-11-08 22:22:34 · 8 answers · asked by RonPaul2008.com 2 in Polls & Surveys

who in there own opion thinks is better out of Eminem and Justin Timberlake.. ?

for me ill have to say Eminem >.> ..

2007-11-08 22:21:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im 26 and a lot of my old childhoos friends have gone their own separate ways and we hardly ever talk..some I never talk to at all.

I look back in nostalgia and miss them.

Do you do this?

Its true when they say - you only remember a good thing when its gone.

2007-11-08 22:21:32 · 26 answers · asked by Autumn 2012 3 in Polls & Surveys

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realise that it's not worth the fu***ng effort. There is a difference.”

Who agrees???

2007-11-08 22:21:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

These guys did.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4a1z7NLnNk&eurl=http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=985&tag=nl.e138

2007-11-08 22:20:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine would be sleep. I hate that I have to have it, but I love crawling in bed to do it.

2007-11-08 22:18:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

UP and down and UP on the see-saw?
:-)

2007-11-08 22:18:20 · 31 answers · asked by Snake Eyes 6 in Polls & Surveys

1

The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the Guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules "
From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... These are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.

See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color . Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine; Really

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
Or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

2007-11-08 22:18:13 · 7 answers · asked by charlesdclimer 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-08 22:18:13 · 13 answers · asked by Llew 3 in Polls & Surveys

...how do you behave in a jeans and a tee-shirt ?

2007-11-08 22:17:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

heres the spoilers

2007-11-08 22:17:29 · 12 answers · asked by Yoza 1 in Comics & Animation

And what else could i offer her
for her 48th birthday
tomorrow!
thanks

2007-11-08 22:15:11 · 8 answers · asked by Cimantha 1 in Movies

I just shrunk myself down to an inch tall so I could sneak into your room and read your diary. You see me running across the floor. What would you do??

2007-11-08 22:14:25 · 14 answers · asked by ripstang3000 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-08 22:14:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that makes your Christmas, Christmas? The one thing that must be cooked, hung, decorated...whatever, for it to really be Christmas for you?

2007-11-08 22:12:40 · 16 answers · asked by Jinxyblue 6 in Polls & Surveys

Hold mouse up to ear like a cell phone and yell "I can't hear you!!! You're going to have to speak louder!"

Play Pac Man and state to person next to you, "These new games are incredible!"

Practice 'spinning mouse mat on index finger' globe trotter routine.

Put your monitor's contrast and brightness on full. With wide open eyes yell "It's going to implode!"

Tell the cashier you wish to redeem your free 1000 hours and hand him a bag full of collected AOL promo CD's.

Typing hard and loudly looking behind you yell, "STOP MAKING ME TYPE THIS - IT WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE!"

Sit at the web terminal... without a chair.

Wheel your leather executive chair into Internet cafe and up to the computer with the largest monitor. Sit down, turn to the person next to you handing them a stack of papers, "Get these photocopied right away, the president wants them by end of day."

Direct the web cam to your exposed erect c*ck.

Casually look around the room for people in chat rooms, log into the same chat room and after a brief and somewhat disturbing conversation state "Your blue jeans go well with your white shirt."

Use computer's speakers to play collection of Sesame Street MP3's.

Dress up in ragged and worn clothes. Walk into an Internet cafe that uses Windows with squeegee and bucket, begin to squeegee monitors for spare change.

Draw two red lines on either end of the floor with a marker, recruit other interested racers and rev up your wheelie chairs.

Turn off the lights and have a Star Wars light sabre moment with your optical mouse. (Darth Vader sounds are encouraged for extra fun).

Show up in hand cuffs and gagged mouth. Use foot to navigate mouse and visit 'escaped fugitives guide' web site.

Put 1.44 disk in drive and have person next to you do the same. Place bets and EJECT - furthest disk is the winner!

In the middle of writing an email, turn monitor off and sigh "Ahhh not again!!!", turn monitor back on and utter "Oh thank god!". Repeat until you see concerned faces.

2007-11-08 22:11:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Subway, Starbucks, McDonalds, Burger King, Hollywood films, Converse trainers, NY Yankees baseball caps, KFC, Ben & Jerry's, Haagen Daaz, hooded tops, Levi's, Lee or Wrangler jeans not to mention holidays to New York, Florida or LA

2007-11-08 22:10:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-08 22:09:18 · 2 answers · asked by tiga 1 in Drama

Who do you dislike most? Like the most? Are you happy Imus is coming back to radio next month?

2007-11-08 22:09:03 · 7 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

"That people who are foreigners and reside in a country for over 10 years still don't speak the language or don't even understand it ?"

2007-11-08 22:05:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I tried booking for something, but as it is...'still haven't made up my mind.

2007-11-08 22:04:34 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Prepared and Presented by Females)
1. Combatting stupidity
2. You too can do housework
3. PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut
4. How to fill an ice tray
5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas: give us money
6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4am
7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled, "Don't wash my
silks")
8. Parenting: It doesn't end with conception
9. Get a life; learn to cook
10. How not to act like a jackass when you're obviously wrong
11. Spelling: Even you can get it right
12. Understanding your financial incompetence
13. You: The weaker sex
14. Reasons to give flowers
15. How to stay awake in public
16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the
bathroom
17. Garbage: Getting it to the curb
18. You can fall asleep without it if you really try
19. The morning dilemma if IT is awake: Take a shower
20. I'll wear it if I damn well please
21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly titled "No, it's not a
bidet")
22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
23. Give me a break: Why we know your excuses are bull
24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
25. The remote control: Overcoming your dependency
26. Romanticism: Ideas other than sex
27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
28. Mothers-in-law: They are people too
29. Male bonding: Leaving your friends at home
30. You too can be a designated driver
31. Seeing the true you (formerly titled, "You don't look like Mel
Gibson when naked")
32. Changing your underwear: It really works
33. The attainable goal: removing "****" from your vocabulary
34. Fluffing the blankets after flatulating is not necessary
35. Techniques for calling home before you leave work

2007-11-08 22:03:28 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Which is your favorite?

2007-11-08 22:03:16 · 19 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Who do you think will be the better parent? Who do you think will be another Britney?

2007-11-08 22:02:07 · 15 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

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