Entertainment & Music - 8 November 2007

Would you want to see them all sent to outer space so we don't have to ever hear about them again? Should we banish them to outer space?

2007-11-08 22:00:32 · 8 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

A five-year-old boy was mowing his front lawn and drinking a beer. The
preacher who lived across the street saw the beer and came over to
harass the kid.
"Aren't you a little young to be drinking, son?" he asked.
"That's nothing," the kid said after taking a swig of beer. "I got
laid when I was three."
"What? How did that happen?"
"I don't remember. I was drunk."

2007-11-08 22:00:22 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

or a large share sized bag of crisps? Did you feel guilty afterwards?

2007-11-08 21:58:23 · 62 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-08 21:57:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sometimes i bid on things and i kinda like them but if someone else has bid on it its like i gotta try and win...

2007-11-08 21:57:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

youre a man!!!

She's got quite an impressive jawline. It would put David Coulthard's to shame! lol.

2007-11-08 21:56:53 · 7 answers · asked by dave s 2 in Polls & Surveys

My last question today. Happy Friday! (^^,)

2007-11-08 21:55:47 · 19 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

2007-11-08 21:55:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to
meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about
you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

2007-11-08 21:54:13 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I was thinking about being A country music writer.
But then I would have kill myself. I don't like Country that much,
so that's out So what do you think???

2007-11-08 21:52:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

..sigh...mine is not...

I got message from another user here but I can't open it..so sorry for that...

2007-11-08 21:49:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-08 21:49:48 · 14 answers · asked by SAOIRSE 6 in Polls & Surveys

A Texan went to Chicago, where he thought he would buy a new "city"
outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and, when asked by a sweet young
woman if she could help him, he answered, "Yes, ma'am. Ya see, I'm
from Texas, and I want to buy a complete city outfit."
Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would you like to start?"
"Well, ma'am, how about a suit?"
"Yes, sir. What size?"
"Size 53 tall, ma'am."
"Wow, that's really big."
"Yes, ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."
"What's next?" she asked.
He replied, "How about some shoes?"
"What size?"
"Size 15 double D."
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
"What's next?"
"Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."
"Yes, sir. What size?"
"Nineteen and a half neck, size 38," he replied.
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
"Will there be anything else?" she asked.
"Yes, ma'am. I spect I'll need a hat."
"Yes, sir. What size?"
"Eight and five-eighths."
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
The woman virtually glowed as she asked, "Is there anything else I can
do for you?"
"No, ma'am , I reckon that will be all."
As the sweet young thing tallied up his bill and as the Texan counted
his money, she blushed and asked, "Sir, could I ask you a question?"
"Yes, ma'am, I already know what it is. And the answer is four
inches."
Astonished, she blurted out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!"
Without so much as a stutter, the Texan replied, "From the floor,
ma'am?"

2007-11-08 21:49:08 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-08 21:48:29 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject
turned to getting older. The first guy said "Women have all the luck
when it comes to getting older."
"What do you mean?" asked the second guy.
"Well," replied the first. "I can barely remember the last time I got
aroused in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!"
"Healthier? How is that?" his buddy wondered.
"Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before bed she'd
get these terrible headaches." he answered. "Now that we're older, she
hasn't had a headache in years."

2007-11-08 21:45:58 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-08 21:45:25 · 7 answers · asked by Abhi 2 in Polls & Surveys

I love the gameplay on Sims 2 but I really miss the Simlish from Sims 1; it was so easy to pick up! I loved the mumblings the Sims made when they were reading a book or studying cooking. Which Simlish do you prefer?

Soon soon!

2007-11-08 21:43:56 · 5 answers · asked by spanner the stig 5 in Polls & Surveys

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and
the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "For me there was no Santa Claus at age six,
no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're
telling me now that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing
left to believe in!"

2007-11-08 21:43:36 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Ice cream flavour?

Mine - Choc Chip Cookie Dough or Cookies and Cream!

Going for ice-cream now...

2007-11-08 21:43:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

he is 25 year old
loves cars

2007-11-08 21:42:19 · 12 answers · asked by boo 1 in Polls & Surveys

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a
couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to
sink this next putt."
A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth
of your sex life?"
The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be
meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him
in the right frame of mind to make the difficult putt and says, "OK."
And sinks the putt.
Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an
eagle on this hole."
The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth
another fourth of your sex life?"
The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." And he makes an eagle.
Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle to win.
Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says,
"Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this
match?"
The golfer says, "Certainly." And makes the eagle.
As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside
and says,"You know, I've really not been fair with you because you
don't know who I am. I'm the devil and from now on you will have no
sex life."
"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."

2007-11-08 21:42:06 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-08 21:41:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

(^^,)

2007-11-08 21:38:35 · 16 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

...or let him embarrass himself?

2007-11-08 21:34:23 · 15 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

buzz

2007-11-08 21:32:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the secretary. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the paralegal. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "You're next," says the Genie to the partner. The partner says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

2007-11-08 21:32:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman
became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual
manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her
back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then,
he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand
over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other.
His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then
started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the women was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.

The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

2007-11-08 21:32:02 · 18 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says "****. All I've got is thirty." She says, "Hold on."

She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?" Harry says, "A handjob." She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE penis.

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?

2007-11-08 21:31:15 · 15 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-08 21:31:11 · 32 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Polls and surveys

2007-11-08 21:30:49 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys