A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the secretary. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the paralegal. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "You're next," says the Genie to the partner. The partner says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
2007-11-08 21:32:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious Mrs Nice. Very funny indeed hahahahaha
2007-11-10 03:16:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then.....Moral of the story:Being patient can save your life.
2007-11-09 06:25:18 · answer #2 · answered by Xenodaime Hizumi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one LOL
2007-11-09 05:38:10 · answer #3 · answered by Jim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!!
2007-11-09 05:35:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny and a *
2007-11-09 05:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao hahahaha
2007-11-09 05:36:39 · answer #6 · answered by Mother and Father of two 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-09 07:02:50 · answer #7 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-11-09 05:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by cheri h 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one lol.
2007-11-09 05:36:55 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋