Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says "****. All I've got is thirty." She says, "Hold on."
She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?" Harry says, "A handjob." She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply HUGE penis.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?
2007-11-08 21:31:15 · 15 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
can you give this bloke my address and send him round,,,,,,, you are good
2007-11-08 23:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-09 06:33:19 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha! Gotta say, I'd probably have said the same thing!
lolz!
2007-11-09 09:21:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Literally laugh out loud!!! Star for you mate!
2007-11-09 05:54:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny! I'm thinking I'd let this guy have a discount.
2007-11-09 05:37:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Alright!!!
2007-11-09 06:29:13 · answer #6 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh my god I almost wet myself. Thats hilarious....good one you get a star!!!!
2007-11-09 18:17:01 · answer #7 · answered by she_sucks@life 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol,lol,lol,10/10 a star and excellent joke.
2007-11-09 05:40:07 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha! That's good!
2007-11-09 07:47:01 · answer #9 · answered by WelshDragon 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely great!!!! star for you...
2007-11-09 07:12:13 · answer #10 · answered by sammy jo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋