A five-year-old boy was mowing his front lawn and drinking a beer. The
preacher who lived across the street saw the beer and came over to
harass the kid.
"Aren't you a little young to be drinking, son?" he asked.
"That's nothing," the kid said after taking a swig of beer. "I got
laid when I was three."
"What? How did that happen?"
"I don't remember. I was drunk."
2007-11-08 22:00:22 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice :-))
2007-11-08 22:04:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-11-08 22:19:42 · answer #2 · answered by cinderella 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heheehee
2007-11-08 22:04:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-08 22:04:10 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-11-08 22:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
posted this one myself last week
star awarded
2007-11-08 22:20:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny star4u
2007-11-08 22:22:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
* the box is still full
2007-11-08 22:22:08 · answer #8 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one thanks
2007-11-09 02:18:22 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke thanks
2007-11-08 22:04:00 · answer #10 · answered by . 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋