The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."
2007-11-08 21:55:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OUCH! And let me guess....the three becomes two again when mom takes over and hubby moves out.
2007-11-08 21:57:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LoL! Yeah, it really is really humorous. jogs my memory of the honeymoon couple who're in a inn room, and they pay interest some humorous sounds interior the subsequent room. The husband says he will bypass knock on their door and see what each and each and every of the commotion is about. He comes again a jiffy later and the bride asks what change into happening. "they are collaborating in a interest in there, honey. they are both bare, and he's throwing oranges at her and she or he or he's throwing donuts at him. i imagine of it will be relaxing to play that interest, do now no longer you?" The bride agreed, and so he threw grapefruits at her, and she or he or he threw lifesavers at him. it ought to take a jiffy to "get" this humorous tale. it really is an oldie, through thoughts.....
2016-10-23 22:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-08 22:06:17 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes misunderstanding can be such a *****.Funny.Starred.
2007-11-08 22:06:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2007-11-09 03:45:13 · answer #5 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what !!!!that was not ending i was hoping to see very clever
2007-11-08 22:16:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh no.......that cant be good!!
2007-11-09 00:45:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋